Balan Singh
Balan Singh 👳
Disturbance.
Dad looks at the Sikh and then looks at me and says, "I though he would have been driving faster with he turbine on."
I'm just so curryous about it.
To me, it's a naan starter....
I can’t remember the name, but i know it is from India and it’s sikh.
Hmm...
"Sikh help."
A plague-an
I had to hide and go Sikh
Sea kelp
I'm thinking about giving up my life and movimg to India to be a standup comedian, but I'm nervous, it would be my first Punjobi. I Khan't get very far without knowing much about Sikhing this kind of work, so if you could be my reference and Singh my praises, that would be great, I'm just sick of working in a Deli.
It's Sikh-ening.
It's a Sikh wall.
When you start to get Sikh of his Shi'ite
Boss: What?
Man: Yes, I’m calling in Sikh.
Thought that was pretty sikh!
A man gets a new job at the zoo.
On his first day, he still doesn't really understand what exactly he's meant to do, just that it involves the Gorillas. He goes and checks in and the manager sits him down to explain.
"Now look," says the manager, "We've been having some troubles lately with our gorilla. He was acting up, getting really agitated with the environment, so we had to send him away. We told the people that enclosure's being repaired, but we're actually looking for a new gorilla - can you do it for us?"
The man is unsure, but he needs the money, so he agrees, puts on a gorilla suit and goes out there. At first he's a bit mopey, so he sits around a lot.
After a couple of days he begins to warp up and eats a couple of bananas and wanders around a little.
Over the course of the next few weeks he becomes progressively more outgoing, moving around, playing in the jungle gym, hollering around and beating his chest. He's a big hit and everything's going really well for him, until one day he's on his monkey bars and getting really into it, but he slips and flies through the air, over the pit, clears the fence and lands in a pile of bushes in the next enclosure.
He is just beginning to pick himself up, when out of the corner of his eye, he sees something in the foliage.
A pair of eyes lock with his.
It moves closer.
He knows this is it.
He begins to pray.
Suddenly the creature leaps and tackles him - the biggest, ugliest lion he's ever seen!
It leans in close.
He can see every gleaming tooth in it's mouth
He can smell the lion's breath
It opens it's mouth
And from inside the lion he hears a whisper.
"Make this good or we'll both lose our jobs."
Hyde and Sikh
I guess that means I'm calling in Sikh.
He was just a little Sikh
This literally happened every time i felt like a had a cold or something:
Me: "Hey dad, i think i'm sick"
Dad: "No son you're Hindu"
If you want to join you need to seek six sick Sikhs sect.
Sikh and destroy
He calls in Sikh!
They make Sikh wraps
The Old Hyde House was bought out by the Toronto Sikh community, who promptly renamed it The Old Hyde and Sikh House.
In India, cab driver is Muslim, speaking with broken English to my friend about his family. Cab driver says something about his mother being ill.
Friend: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Is your mother sick?" Cab driver: "Sick? No, she is Muslim!"
Sick = Sikh
I had to hide and go Sikh
