Man: Yes, I’m calling in Sikh.
Bartender: What the hell?
Pirate: Arrr, there is a Bounty on me head.
...so I walked up to him and said "Hey man, that's a sikh hat!"
They make Sikh wraps
Dad looks at the Sikh and then looks at me and says, "I though he would have been driving faster with he turbine on."