Doctor, I can't get this turban off my head!

Hmm...

"Sikh help."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HypnotizeD_X
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar wearing a turban made out of paper towels.

Bartender: What the hell?

Pirate: Arrr, there is a Bounty on me head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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β€œBoss, I’m not coming in today. I woke up this morning and found that I grew a thick beard and have a turban on.”

Boss: What?

Man: Yes, I’m calling in Sikh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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What do you call Dr Jekyll in a Turban?

Hyde and Sikh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blorgia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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Indians who wear turbans don't make good rhymes

They make Sikh wraps

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slaying_mantis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2016
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Driving with my dad when he overtakes a Sikh wearing a turban...

Dad looks at the Sikh and then looks at me and says, "I though he would have been driving faster with he turbine on."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fergatron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2016
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That's very PUNjabi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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What do they call a purportedly true, typically sensational, incident or phenomenon about which various secondhand accounts or anecdotes widely circulate in the Middle East?

A turban legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subduralempyema
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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