I mustache you a question. Have you seen my blue marker?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepinmama
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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While living alone and always wearing a mask in public, I grew a mustache without anyone knowing.

It’s my secret β€˜stache.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kfizzle217
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I had no idea my wife put a fake mustache on the squash

When I went to grab it, it caught me off gourd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oof_oofo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad-joke pun...and it’s amazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreekAlphabetSoup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I didn't really like my new mustache at first.

But it has grown on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fun_Killah
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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I mustache you a question..

but I'll shave it for later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_improviser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Awhile ago my roomate moved out, i was cleaning his old room when I stumbled upon a fake mustache in a box under his bed, when i asked him about it he replied:

β€œYou finally found it, my secret stache”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacaboi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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My wife wants me to shave this mustache I have had since quarantine...

But it's been growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Traveler_Barbed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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The opposite of a Hitler mustache

Jew Man Chu

So some coworkers were recently discussing what a fu manchu was and it was pointed out that the space under the nose is typically shaved, basically making it an inverted hitler stache

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naclbetter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I just started growing a mustache a couple weeks ago and I can came home for a few weeks recently. My mom said this to me today

My mom: I didn’t like the idea of the mustache but I have to say it’s grown on me

Me: No mom, it’s actually grown on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cmoneyhackdog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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A mustache must ache.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobo311
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Was unsure if I could pull off a mustache.

But then the idea started to grow on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BASSLJ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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This guy pulled off a 5-month long con with a hidden fake mustache just to make a dad joke...and it’s truly amazing

https://i.imgur.com/O6ePcMG.jpg

I can’t imagine what that guy is doing now...what left is there to do in life after reaching the pinnacle of dad jokes.

An inspiration to us all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreekAlphabetSoup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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What if mustaches lactated?

Then you could milk mustaches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YamahaHenchman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I haven’t shaved my mustache in a couple months. My wife hates it

But it’s growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrettPeterson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I didn’t think I could ever pull off wearing a mustache

But I’ll admit it’s really growing on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/retinapro
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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At first I wasn’t sure if I liked my mustache

But it’s growing on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simmons_beats
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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I've been letting my mustache fill out lately and I must say...

it's growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pswii360i
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
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It took me forever to figure out where my mustache went.

Turns out, it was right under my nose the whole time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecialSauceSal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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Punny Side Up #Mustache
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonnaCrowley
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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if you mustache I'm a super student imgur.com/rZMFWuW
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πŸ‘€︎ u/atomicpete
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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I decided to start a mustache and at first I didn't like it.

But it's growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pornandkarma
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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The mustache of the family.

Dad shaved his beard off and left a handlebar mustache behind. And after a couple days:

Wife: At first I didn't like it at all, but it's growing on me.

Dad: No silly, it's growing on me.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2013
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What do you call a penis with a mustache?

A pistachio!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gzamora89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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I recently started letting my mustache come in.

It's growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyBIII
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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I used to not like my mustache

But now it's growing on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnykonava
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2016
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Wow, you're mustache is really growing on me!

Thanks, it's growing on me too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomaspalmtree
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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