Mustache Puns

It’s my secret ‘stache.

When I went to grab it, it caught me off gourd.

But it has grown on me.

but I'll shave it for later

“You finally found it, my secret stache”

But it's been growing on me.

Jew Man Chu

So some coworkers were recently discussing what a fu manchu was and it was pointed out that the space under the nose is typically shaved, basically making it an inverted hitler stache

My mom: I didn’t like the idea of the mustache but I have to say it’s grown on me

Me: No mom, it’s actually grown on me

But then the idea started to grow on me.

https://i.imgur.com/O6ePcMG.jpg

I can’t imagine what that guy is doing now...what left is there to do in life after reaching the pinnacle of dad jokes.

An inspiration to us all.

Then you could milk mustaches.

But it’s growing on me.

But I’ll admit it’s really growing on me

But it’s growing on me

it's growing on me.

Turns out, it was right under my nose the whole time.

But it's growing on me.

Dad shaved his beard off and left a handlebar mustache behind. And after a couple days:

Wife: At first I didn't like it at all, but it's growing on me.

Dad: No silly, it's growing on me.

A pistachio!

It's growing on me.

But now it's growing on me

Thanks, it's growing on me too!