A comic series my friend is making about a mustachioed private detective, Jim Velvet and his bumbling partner Humphrey
What to you call a legume with facial hair?
A mustachio!
Another dad at Michael's.
The Mrs and I were at Michaels (hobby/craft store, if you haven't heard of it) looking for things for our kid's moustache themed first birthday party.
We were having trouble finding anything, so we asked a man. He said it was scattered all across the store, so naturally, I asked him "you mean you don't have a mus-stash?"
He was so impressed, he spent about fifteen minutes and showed us everything he could think of that was mustachioed.
What do you call a nut with facial hair?
A mustachio
What do you call a hairy nut?
A mustachio
