Chinese whiskers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spookyAGENT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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What do good pastry shops and cats have in common.

Great whiskers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgpitre
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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A bunny and a cat were in a race, who won?

The bunny won by a hare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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If you want to get a girl to like you all you have to do is tell cat jokes

They’ll whisker off her feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSadisticNerd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Put my "I Voted" sticker in my beard

And then told my daughter that someone was going to win "by a whisker".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jehannum_505
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2016
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Last night my dad told us he's been growing his beard since 1968 because a contest he won. . .

He said he won by a whisker.

I love my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intensenerd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2013
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Even in the grocery store, dad can't resist.

I was at a shoprite with my dad visiting my brother, and he grabs two whisks off the shelf, holds them against his face, and starts saying "excuse me sir, where are your shaving supplies? I have a few whiskers on my face!"

Oh, dad...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malbrecht92
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2013
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