I walked in the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered
"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.
"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming beards?
I didn't like my new beard at first..
How does a lumberjack trim his beard?
Rhett is not the same man without his beard
At first I didn’t like my beard
I have never liked beards…
Then they started to grow on me.
My wife asked me if I like my new beard.
I told her it's growing on me.
At first, I didn't like my beard.
But its really starting to grow on me.
Then I said "Your beard makes you look thinner"
.....but that didn't seem to cheer her up
i used to hate my long hair and beard.
but it really grew on me.
My friends tell me I'm like a beard..
I grow down or sideways, but I never grow up!
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
I didn’t like my beard before
But lately, it’s been growing on me.
I decided to grow out a quarantine beard. I'm not really sure why, I guess I just had a wild hair.
I didn't really like it at first, but I have to say it's really grown on me.
I trimmed my beard too short.
I wasn’t sure about how It looked but it grew on me!
I vowed not to shave during the COVID-19 quarantine. My wife doesn't like my beard.
But it's really growing on me.
I grew a beard in isolation and I asked my daughter "Should I shave my beard?“ she said "No Dad, it's grown on me"
I said "Funnily enough it's grown on me too!"
My dad is always embarrassed about cutting himself while getting rid of his beard, so he locks himself in the bathroom...
I guess he’s just trying to shave face…
In my company, you have to agree to not shaving beard in the contract
It's called the Santa Clause
My fiance told me she likes my beard and that it's starting to grow on her
I told her: No, it's growing on me
The other day I ran into someone who was shocked that I had grown a beard
To which I said, “I grew it over winter, but I’m thinking of shaving it off. Only it’s been growing on me”
What do balding guys and teen beards have in common?
I started growing a beard a few weeks ago
My wife hates it, but it's really growing on me.
Dad walks in tell me (who just started dreading having to shave) and says: I too didn't like my beard at first.
Then it grew on me. finger guns
I'm liking my new beard
It eventually grew on me.
Why was the man with a beard in pain?
Because he had a mustache.
What do you call a Chinese dragon's beard?
My wife sent me an article that says men's beards have more germs than dogs.
I said of course. There are no dogs in my beard.
https://imgur.com/B7mUpUc
If you don't like your new beard, just give it time...
What do you call James Bond with no beard ?
I didn't think I would really like having a beard,
Who can shave 20 times a day and still grow a beard?
At first I didn't like my beard
But after a while it really has grown on me
My wife told me that my quarantine beard is really growing on her.
What do you know, it's growing on me too.
Friend: How do you like your new beard? Me:
Started growing a coronavirus beard at first I didn't like it...
I wasn't sure I'd like my quarantine beard
but I can say it's definitely grown on me.
I asked my wife if my COVID beard was growing on her...
"Because it's growing on me."
Wasn’t so sure about my beard originally
But then it grew on me 🧔🏻
At first, I didn't like my beard.
I didn't like my beard too much before
But now it's starting to really grow on me.
I grew out my beard in November. Here I am about to shave it off but...
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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