I walked in the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered

"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.

"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhatPhlaps
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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I don’t like beards

But they grew on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming beards?

A clipptomaniac!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PacaCrackers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I didn't like my new beard at first..

But its growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0Frokachu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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How does a lumberjack trim his beard?

With a chinsaw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lenzar86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Rhett is not the same man without his beard
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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At first I didn’t like my beard

But then it grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I have never liked beards…

Then they started to grow on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DankDeadMemes_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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My wife asked me if I like my new beard.

I told her it's growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csmonkey17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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At first, I didn't like my beard.

But its really starting to grow on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarcusArtorius
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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At first I didn't like my beard

But after a while it really has grown on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnpoV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Then I said "Your beard makes you look thinner"

.....but that didn't seem to cheer her up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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i used to hate my long hair and beard.

but it really grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tgreezie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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My wife told me that my quarantine beard is really growing on her.

What do you know, it's growing on me too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WID_Call_IT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Gotta love beards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krachwumm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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My friends tell me I'm like a beard..

I grow down or sideways, but I never grow up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragonfly55555
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I didn’t like my beard before

But lately, it’s been growing on me.

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I decided to grow out a quarantine beard. I'm not really sure why, I guess I just had a wild hair.

I didn't really like it at first, but I have to say it's really grown on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creeystalkerguy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I trimmed my beard too short.

I wasn’t sure about how It looked but it grew on me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zanman546
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Friend: How do you like your new beard? Me:

It's growing on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amitos9876
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I vowed not to shave during the COVID-19 quarantine. My wife doesn't like my beard.

But it's really growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpaulycolini
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Started growing a coronavirus beard at first I didn't like it...

But it's growing on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmacd71
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I wasn't sure I'd like my quarantine beard

but I can say it's definitely grown on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beliefmask
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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I grew a beard in isolation and I asked my daughter "Should I shave my beard?β€œ she said "No Dad, it's grown on me"

I said "Funnily enough it's grown on me too!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NerdonSight
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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I asked my wife if my COVID beard was growing on her...

"Because it's growing on me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDRambler
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Wasn’t so sure about my beard originally

But then it grew on me πŸ§”πŸ»

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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My dad is always embarrassed about cutting himself while getting rid of his beard, so he locks himself in the bathroom...

I guess he’s just trying to shave face…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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In my company, you have to agree to not shaving beard in the contract

It's called the Santa Clause

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pacson_So_Funny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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My fiance told me she likes my beard and that it's starting to grow on her

I told her: No, it's growing on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCpoc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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The other day I ran into someone who was shocked that I had grown a beard

To which I said, β€œI grew it over winter, but I’m thinking of shaving it off. Only it’s been growing on me”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Das-DoktahJay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What do balding guys and teen beards have in common?

Every hair counts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/otoglomba
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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I started growing a beard a few weeks ago

My wife hates it, but it's really growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adstro
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Dad walks in tell me (who just started dreading having to shave) and says: I too didn't like my beard at first.

Then it grew on me. finger guns

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I didn't like my beard too much before

But now it's starting to really grow on me.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I'm liking my new beard

It eventually grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HawkenG99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Why was the man with a beard in pain?

Because he had a mustache.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bru53001
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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What do you call a Chinese dragon's beard?

Low mane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AminesToAnEnd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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My wife sent me an article that says men's beards have more germs than dogs.

I said of course. There are no dogs in my beard.

https://imgur.com/B7mUpUc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrankyTribeFan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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If you don't like your new beard, just give it time...

...it will grow on you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bluedit5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I grew out my beard in November. Here I am about to shave it off but...

...It grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xThroughTheGrayx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you call James Bond with no beard ?

Agent Zero Zero Shaven

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rEb0oT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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I didn't think I would really like having a beard,

but it grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattGibsonBass
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Who can shave 20 times a day and still grow a beard?

A barber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U4gotmycheese
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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At first, I didn't like my beard.

But then it grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laurens7570
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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