Facial Hair Puns

A list of puns related to "Facial Hair"

I used to hate facial hair

But then it grew on me.

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👤︎ u/ABearThatLikesBeer
📅︎ May 02 2021
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Man I used to really hate facial hair

But I have to admit, it's growing on me

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👤︎ u/GRAY_WOLF_DONG
📅︎ May 03 2021
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What to you call a legume with facial hair?

A mustachio!

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👤︎ u/JPHFanEdits
📅︎ Feb 03 2021
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Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...

Must dash.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me

What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.

Hehe

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👤︎ u/thachickenchaser
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.

When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".

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👤︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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Did you guys see the cow with facial hair?

It has a moo-stache..

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👤︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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I grew facial hair without telling anyone.

It's my secret 'stache.

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👤︎ u/JEJoll
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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"I like a man that can pull off facial hair."

I think your supposed to use a razor.

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👤︎ u/GooseJumper
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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I don’t like facial hair

But it’s slowly growing on me

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👤︎ u/_Abdul__Nasir
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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I'm starting to like my facial hair.

It's really growing on me

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👤︎ u/BlackJesus36
📅︎ Mar 24 2020
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What is a butchers favorite facial hair style?

Mutton chops.

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👤︎ u/wodaji
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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I never liked myself with facial hair...

but since I stopped shaving this beard has been growing on me.

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👤︎ u/FliesInHisEyes
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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What type of facial hair often has to leave in a hurry?

A moustache.

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👤︎ u/kettykie
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have?

A boatee. ^its ^like ^goatee ^but ^boat. ^^yay ^^nautical ^^humour

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👤︎ u/WheresTheWombo
📅︎ Nov 22 2016
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I asked my wife how she liked my new facial hair....

I told her it's definitely growing on me!

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👤︎ u/haanalisk
📅︎ Aug 07 2018
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I used to hate facial hair

But then it grew on me

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👤︎ u/idkqwerty1
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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I used to hate facial hair...

But then it grew on me.

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👤︎ u/Wafran
📅︎ May 05 2021
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I used to hate facial hair...

But than it grew on me

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👤︎ u/Otacon56
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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I used to hate facial hair

But then it grew on me

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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"I used to hate facial hair..."

"but then it grew on me."

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👤︎ u/PersonWalker
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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I never used to like facial hair

but then it grew on me

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👤︎ u/TheArizonaRanger1
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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I wasn't sure I like my new facial hair..

But then it grew on me!

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👤︎ u/geeitswill
📅︎ Oct 04 2020
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I used to hate facial hair

But then it grew on me

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👤︎ u/Im_Saying
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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I used to really hate facial hair

....but it started growing on me.

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👤︎ u/GoldenGrampetro
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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I really used to hate facial hair.

But it reall grew on me lately.

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👤︎ u/makr02
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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I used to hate facial hair...

But it grew on me :)

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👤︎ u/potatogamer555
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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At first I didn’t like facial hair.

But then it grew on me.

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👤︎ u/Majin_Buu22
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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I used to hate facial hair but it grew on me
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👤︎ u/Mr_coolaid
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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I used to hate facial hair.

But then it grew on me.

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👤︎ u/jack_j93
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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I used to hate facial hair but then...

It grew on me

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👤︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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I used to hate facial hair but it grew on me
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👤︎ u/jj_arora_
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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I never liked facial hair,

But then it grew on Me.

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👤︎ u/SuperMegaPepega
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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I used to hate facial hair,

but then it grew on me.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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I used to hate facial hair

But then it grew on me

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👤︎ u/pugsaredebest
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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I used to hate facial hair

But then it grew on me

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👤︎ u/ShadowofTheNight2530
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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I used to hate facial hair.

Then it grew on me.

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👤︎ u/creativeusername311
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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What do you call a nut with facial hair?

A mustachio

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👤︎ u/ghstmnky
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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i didn't like facial hair

until it grew on me

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👤︎ u/the_sarcasm
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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I used to hate facial hair

Until it grew on me

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👤︎ u/AdolfHortIer
📅︎ Aug 09 2019
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I didn't like my facial hair at first, but it's growing on me.
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👤︎ u/prince_peach69
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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I used to hate facial hair

But then it grew on me

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👤︎ u/Miguel737
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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I used to hate facial hair

But then it grew on me

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👤︎ u/iateaps4
📅︎ Jun 10 2019
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I used to hate facial hair

But then it grew on me

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👤︎ u/x_Parzival_
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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I used to hate facial hair

But it's grown on me

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👤︎ u/SideOfInsanity
📅︎ May 05 2019
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I used to hate facial hair.

But then it grew on me.

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👤︎ u/CCConner22
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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I never really liked facial hair..

but then it grew on me

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👤︎ u/Suck_My_Wab
📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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I never really liked facial hair..

but then it grew on me

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👤︎ u/Suck_My_Wab
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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I never liked facial hair

But then it grew on me...

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👤︎ u/darksider201cz
📅︎ Apr 05 2019
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