It was a Nick neck patty whack.
it is oft forgotten that the air nomads once tried to rule the world. they were known as... the roamin' empire ;)
I cut myself shaving
With occam's razor!
Before going on stage to perform, his tour manager would say, "Alright John. It's time to face the music."
That's how I roll.
No no the other one.
He is now Sir Chin.
We were making fun of my cousin because it looks like he doesn't have a chin, it blends with his neck. His dad has the same thing.
I told him "I guess you have your dad's Chinetics" and my cousin asked me to see myself out the door.
but almost everyone has butt cheeks.
Cashews are bankers.
Peanuts are urologists.
And Chestnuts are plastic surgeons.
A four-chin teller.
A Four chin teller
Boy is my chin tired.
I prefer the term “four-chin teller“.
What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!
I heard a scary math joke, but I’m 2^^2 to tell it!
Have you heard of that new movie, “Constipation”? Well it doesn’t matter, it never came out.
I hurt myself when I went to a theme park in florida. When I went to the doctor, he started wrapping up my left leg, but then I pointed at my right and said “No, doc, it’s dis knee.”
Last night I got mugged by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.
When Queen Elizabeth farts, everyone in the room must pretend like nothing happened. Noble Gasses don’t cause reactions, after all.
What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.
What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen!
I called the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said "Are they moving?" I replied "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."
Why can’t you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why do nerds wear glasses? It helps with division... keep reading on reddit ➡
I guess it really did grow on me.
he was a four-chin teller
He's keeping his chins up.
/edits: rephrasing and pluralization.
What do you have when you've got two nuts on your chest?
What do you have when you've got two nuts on the wall?
What do you have when you've got two nuts on your chin?
A dick in your mouth.
Groans and facepalms were had.
Once upon a time there were three little pigs, Pork Chop, Hambone, and Bacon.
The boys lived at home with their mother. One day their mother said, “I no longer have enough food to feed you boys, you need to go out on your own and find your fortunes.”
Not wanting to upset their mother they left the house together to seek their fortunes.
Several miles into their journey Bacon, the little pig everyone liked best, said, “Let’s build our houses here! This seems like a great place to start making our fortunes.”
Pork Chop and Hambone agreed. So they all began building their houses.
Pork Chop, the laziest of the bunch, decided to build his house out of straw, which he apparently stole from a nearby field. It was not a very sturdy building material, but Pork Chop didn’t care. All he wanted to do was play all day, and he didn’t want to spend too much time building.
Hambone was willing to work a bit harder and he decided to build his house out of sticks which he procured by de-limbin... keep reading on reddit ➡
He told me to keep my chin up though.
But some man are stuck in bare-skin hair-thin chin commission
... After we cleaned the mess, because he thought it was party time not dinner time, my wife was sitting, defeated, on the couch lamenting having a rowdy toddler. She was listing all the things that could be different if he was calmer (the kid is always full-throttle and smart as fuck, I love it but it's a lot to handle) including not stinking like soup. I look into her eyes, hold her hands in mine, lift her chin up and said:
"Baby, I love you. You smell super."
In unrelated news, sleeping on the couch is better than advertised.
A chinchilla chin chiller
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
I think he just did it for a tin chin.
I said, 'tickle her under her chin', my daughter said 'which one!'
One morning while sitting down for breakfast, my Dad looks up, points at my waist and exclaims, "What are those two things coming out of your butt?!" My 6 yr. old self wheels around like a dog chasing it's tail looking for said objects. nothing. I ask what they were and he says he's not sure, but that I will be fine. After school he get's home from work. Me: "Dad, do you those things coming out of my butt still?" Dad: "Yup" Repeat action and conversation from the morning again. And repeat again then next day, and the next ... 7 days in total I'm getting pissed my Dad see's them all the time but my Mom and older Sister don't. I surely don't see two things coming out of my butt. I'm starting to freak out and cry. Why can I not see these two things coming out of my butt, I'm sobbing, blubbering gibberish and spittle running down my chin to my shirt. I'm gasping for air and crying and just about to blow a gasket (I'm 6 mind you ...) my mom finally had enough, "Dammit Craig ... TELL HI... keep reading on reddit ➡
A four-chin teller