I was waiting for Chinese takeaway with my dad, and the owner of the store came out.
"Are you all right?" She asked my dad. "No." he replied, "I'm half left."
Be aware We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up last night and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!WTF??!!! I thought what the hell is that. Has something got in the bag, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers, I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ... And there it was ... ... A Peeking Duck!!!
I walked into a chinese takeaway the other day and said "hey you".
The guy behind the counter says "how you know my name?".
I said "your chicken is very rubbery".
He said "thank you thank you".
...I said "What, like how much is it if you add the cost of a Lamb Balti and a Naan bread?"
edit. In the uk a takeaway is food you buy like Chinese or Indian, and take away.
I hate to do this about a local business but feel you deserve to know. 😕
** Be aware **
We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I'm not going to name them) I'd just been to pick it up and as I were driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!! I thought what the hell is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out
I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers!
I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...
And there it was ...
... A Peeking Duck!!!
