Our waiter at a Chinese restaurant said "Soy sauce" . . .
So I said "Hola, Sauce. Soy papá."
A Chinese restaurant got vandalized
It was an act of wonton destruction
Did you hear about the new Chinese-German fusion restaurant?
The food is great but an hour later you're hungry for power.
I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life
A man was recently charged with vandalizing a chinese restaurant
Police say it was a case of wonton destruction
I had to reprimand my son for cutting up his dumplings at the Chinese restaurant last night.
I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.
Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
I got two cookies in one bag at the Chinese restaurant...
Did you hear about Chinese restaurant that blew up?
Scenes of wonton destruction.
My grandson got a cookie from a Chinese restaurant with no piece of paper in it
I told him it was very unfortunate
Have you seen that new Chinese/Mediterranean restaurant started by that guy from Cairo?
It's called Wok like an Egyptian.
Why was the man sad that he lost his cookie from the Chinese Restaurant?
His carelessness cost him a fortune.
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Don’t wok away from me!"
Chinese restaurants do not get enough appreciation for all the work that they do
Do you have any idea how hard it is to teach a chicken how to fry?
How did the thief get home from the Chinese restaurant?
Your Chinese restaurant is too bright...
...maybe you should dimsum.
While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: “Isn’t that a great looking ship?” Mike replied:
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant
Is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.
"Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.
The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"
The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."
The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "
A Chinese restaurant is pillaged...
What do you call a storage space in a Chinese restaurant?
I plan to open a 24 hour Chinese restaurant.
I’m going to name it Wok Around the Clock.
A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.
Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.
The lights in the Chinese restaurant were too bright
so I asked if they could dim sum.
What does the chef of a Chinese New York restaurant say, when you barge into their kitchen?
Unfortunately, the Chinese takeout restaurant forgot my cookies.
Chinese restaurants...
They certainly Wok the Wok.
I tried playing hide and seek with the girl who works at my local Chinese restaurant.
No good, she kept Peking.
I went to try a new Chinese-German fusion restaurant for dinner last night.
30 minutes later, I was hungry for power.
Why is it so hard to play hide and seek inside a Chinese restaurant?
Because the ducks are always Peking.
I was at my local Chinese Restaurant
The waitress was not very happy when i asked for noods
I went to a Chinese food restaurant and the appetizers got me really high
That’s the last time I order the pot stickers
My family were out at a Chinese restaurant last night...
Me: "I'll get the roast duck breast please"
Sis: "I'll have the duck legs"
Mom: "I'll get the fried duck wings"
Dad: "I'll get the bill"
Chinese Restaurant owner is correct in more than one way. [X-POST]
My brother-in-law took us to a bad Chinese restaurant...
He apologized profusely, but I just told him, "You dim sum, you lose some."
A pot of noodle dough soup boiled over at the local Chinese restaurant and the place burned to the ground.
The insurance company determined it was a case of wonton negligence.
How are Chinese food restaurants still in business?
They lose fortunes every day
My new restaurant is a fusion of Chinese and Native Alaskan cuisines.
It's called Lo Mein on the Totem Pole.
Why was the cannibal's Chinese restaurant shut down?
For human rice violations.
Shawty goes into a Chinese restaurant..
Shawty got low, low, low, low mein
Earned facepalm from the kids.
Ever hear about the chinese restaurant owner that sold his establishment for crack?
they say he hit a new lo, mein.
Have you ever noticed how dark it is inside most Chinese restaurants?
I’m not sure what they do to the lights but I think they dim some
My mom pulled the best dad joke I've ever heard at a Chinese restaurant the other day
Her friend had come along with us to the buffet and was eating something that I can't quite remember now, but she ends up asking "where is the duck sauce?" To which my mom, without even skipping a beat, blurted out the following words with not a single emotion on her face, "probably next to the quackers". I almost choked on my food I was laughing so hard. Love you mom
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life
A Chinese restaurant was recently destroyed in the riots.
It was wonton destruction.
Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalized?
It was an act of wonton destruction.
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