A list of puns related to "The Chinese Restaurant"
The food is great but an hour later you're hungry for power.
I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.
I was very fortunate
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
It was wonton destruction.
His carelessness cost him a fortune.
"Don’t wok away from me!"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to teach a chicken how to fry?
He took a wok.
“It’s junk”
Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.
so I asked if they could dim sum.
HEYYY I'M WOKKIN ERE 🗽🍳
No good, she kept Peking.
That’s the last time I order the pot stickers
It was an act of wonton destruction.
The insurance company determined it was a case of wonton negligence.
For human rice violations.
they say he hit a new lo, mein.
Her friend had come along with us to the buffet and was eating something that I can't quite remember now, but she ends up asking "where is the duck sauce?" To which my mom, without even skipping a beat, blurted out the following words with not a single emotion on her face, "probably next to the quackers". I almost choked on my food I was laughing so hard. Love you mom
Peter Johnson took a job at a Chinese Restaurant, and was learning how to make all the items on the menu. He did great on most dishes, but some of the notes all ended with the word "smackdown". Since he was confused, he asked one of the other cooks about it.
"Jian, why do all of these recipes have 'smackdown' as the last step?"
"That's easy. When you smell what is cooking, you drain the wok, Johnson."
I think they brewed it Oolong.
He woked.
It's within Woking distance.
I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
That's how they make you fortunate.
There were scenes of wonton destruction.
I made this up a few years ago when actually eating in a Chinese restaurant.
This chicken is so spicy, it'll Sichuan fire.
It was an act of wonton destruction.
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