Our Chinese food came without any cookiesβ¦
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Why does the dancer eat Chinese food?
Because he likes to get Lo Mein
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I want to open a Chinese food buffet
It will be called "All You Can Eat and Dim Sum"
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Who is the God of Chinese food?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What do Jews put on their Chinese food?
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︎ Mar 04 2020
I found a terrific online course for cooking Chinese food.
Itβs called βWok This Way.β
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︎ Dec 19 2019
A Chinese chef in Milan creating a pun of a Japanese food... Puns are truly the Universal language!
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︎ Aug 15 2019
I Love Chinese Food.
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︎ Dec 18 2019
What do you call Chinese food from Europe
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︎ Jan 15 2020
What is a Chinese investor's favorite food?
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︎ Jan 06 2020
LPT: If your girlfriend can cook spicy Chinese food, marry her.
Because Schezwan of a kind.
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︎ Sep 20 2018
My daughter and I had Chinese food for lunch. She was disappointed when her cookie was empty inside.
I told her βthatβs unfortunateβ.
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︎ Jun 03 2019
How much does Chinese food weigh?
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︎ Sep 11 2015
So I was trying to decide if my favorite type of Asian food is Chinese or Japanese...
I decided to call it a Thai
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︎ Apr 24 2018
If your girlfriend can cook good Chinese food, youβd better marry her...
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︎ Jan 11 2019
Chinese food take away: $10. Cab fare to get it: $6. Getting back home and realising they forgot one of your containers....
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︎ Sep 17 2015
I went for chinese food the other day, they got my order wrong and forgot my dumplings, but I got extra wontons for free.
You dim sum, you lose some.
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︎ Feb 11 2019
Chinese food is an integgroll part of American Cusine.
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︎ Jan 14 2019
I went to a Chinese food restaurant and the appetizers got me really high
Thatβs the last time I order the pot stickers
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︎ Jun 15 2019
My friend Juan is a narcissist. Whenever we order Chinese food...
He orders " Juan" ton soup.
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︎ Apr 27 2019
I recently had some Chinese food with Foo Fighters front man Dave Grohl, and his brother:
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︎ Mar 08 2019
You know what's wrong with Chinese food?
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︎ Mar 16 2019
What's the heaviest Chinese food?
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︎ Feb 16 2018
How are Chinese food restaurants still in business?
They lose fortunes every day
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︎ Sep 14 2018
Served my family Chinese food yesterday...
They got annoyed when I served everything stuck to a pan.
I told them its rice peel off...
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︎ Dec 20 2018
What's a Jedi's favorite Chinese food dish?
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︎ Apr 04 2016
I just ordered 2,000 pounds of Chinese food
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︎ Aug 05 2018
My sister brought home some Chinese food the other day...
I asked her what she got and she told me ginger beef. Ginger beef? I don't think I've ever seen an orange cow before.
Edit: wording
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︎ Feb 02 2019
A dad and son are eating Chinese food together
Dad: son, what did you just put on your rice?
Son: soy sauce
Dad: hola, Sauce! Soy Papa!
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︎ Mar 09 2018
Was dad joked by my father after having Chinese food for dinner.
After I opened a fortune cookie with no fortune inside, my father turned to me and said "Looks like you got an unfortunate cookie."
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︎ Jan 21 2015
My friend had Chinese food the other day..
He said βmeh.. It was General Tso-Tso..β
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︎ Aug 06 2018
The city of Augusta has just outlawed Chinese food
Thatβs pretty low Maine
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︎ Apr 30 2018
Chinese Food Truck
If I had one, I'd call it "Rice Rice, Baby"
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︎ Aug 08 2015
Every time we eat Chinese food
We get down to the fortune cookies and we all read ours straightforward. Maybe an added "in bed" at the end. Then my dad reads his "Help, I'm trapped inside a fortune cookie factory!"
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︎ Jul 17 2016
Do you think Chinese food has gotten darker?
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︎ Apr 07 2018
I had to throw away our Chinese purebred's rotten food.
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︎ May 23 2017
I took my family out for Chinese food tonight, or as they say in China....
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︎ Feb 06 2018
Be nice to your Chinese food
I won't tolerate wonton violence at the dinner table.
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︎ May 13 2016
Chinese food
My family came back home from eating chinese and then my dad got back home from work a couple of hours later. That's when my mom says "We went to eat chinese, but I didn't really eat right. I wasn't really having the feeling for it at the time. I only ate a few plates" that's when my dad drops "That's why you couldn't eat right. You're supposed to eat the food, not the plates!"
My groan was heard past Andromeda and will be talked about for generations to come.
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︎ May 05 2014
This is my dad, literally every time we have Chinese food.
Fortune cookies on table
Dad opens one, and cracks it. Reads fortune to himself, and is "perplexed."
Dad: This is weird.
Sucker who hasn't had Chinese food with us before: What's weird?
Dad: My fortune. It says "help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory."
EVERYONE ROLLS EYES HARD AS HELL
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︎ Dec 02 2013
My mom sent out a group chat saying she picked up Chinese food for dinner
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︎ Jan 24 2016
How would you describe Chinese food that isn't great?
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︎ Sep 28 2016
Overheard after I brought Chinese food home for dinner the other night...
#2 Son: Yay! Did you get General Tso's Chicken?
Me: Sure did. And he was pretty upset about it, too.
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︎ Nov 18 2013
I want to write a story about a man who wants to be the best Chinese food chef. But he needs to get his life together so he can focus.
I'll call it "Wonton Distraction."
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︎ Jan 21 2016
I couldn't decide what Asian food I wanted more: Japanese or Chinese, so.....
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︎ Mar 24 2019
What is the heaviest Chinese food?
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