I Ching Puns

Ka-Ching

It's a pun-ching con-test

Ba-dum ching!

Provalone

Badum ching

The dates. *ba dum ching*

Te Ching

>Cha Ching

Officer: "What's left in the cashbox?"

Cashier: "Na-ching"

My grandmother was getting rid of a box of books, one of which was titled "I Ching." I asked her how to pronounce that word (like e-ching) after which she asked if I knew about it at all. I then responded with "No, but I am I Ching to hear about it!"

but I decided I didn't want to lower the bar!! >Badum-Ching<

Two Snare Drums and a Cymbal fall down a well.....

Buh-Dum-Ching

A woman gets pulled over by a police man. When the police officer comes up to her side door, she asks, "Do you have my ticket to the Police Ball?". The officer is confused and asks, "Excuse me, ma'am?" The woman asks again, "Do you have my ticket to the Police Ball? I'm dying to go" The officer goes, "Ma'am, we don't have any balls."

Ba dum ching

Cha Ching