What do you call it when you grab free money out of the air?

Ka-Ching

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My friend is taking an exam about bad puns how to scam peoples money.

It's a pun-ching con-test

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Two drums and a symbol fall off a stage...

Ba-dum ching!

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If a chinese man has to pay, what's his name?

Ka Ching

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What is the loneliest cheese?

Provalone

Badum ching

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What was the most romantic fruit in the fruit section at the store?

The dates. *ba dum ching*

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Learn Chinese in 5 min

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

  1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
  2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
  3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
  4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
  5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
  6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
  7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
  8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
  9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
  10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
  11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
  12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
  13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
  14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
  15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
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Whatโ€™s the most accurate name for an Asian professor?

Te Ching

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What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

>Cha Ching

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A police officer goes to investigate a robbery..

Officer: "What's left in the cashbox?"

Cashier: "Na-ching"

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I got my grandmother on the topic of Chinese destiny.

My grandmother was getting rid of a box of books, one of which was titled "I Ching." I asked her how to pronounce that word (like e-ching) after which she asked if I knew about it at all. I then responded with "No, but I am I Ching to hear about it!"

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I was going to tell a alcoholic midget joke...

but I decided I didn't want to lower the bar!! >Badum-Ching<

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Music-Dad's favorite...

Two Snare Drums and a Cymbal fall down a well.....

Buh-Dum-Ching

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My Dad dropped this one this morning.

I walk downstairs to find my parents sitting at the computer discussing directions to an upcoming family event. Mom: How can Google and Bing give you completely different directions and both are wrong? Dad: That's because one is from the west coast and the other is Chinese. Me: Bing is not a Chinese company. Dad: Sure it is. Bing bong ching.

I... I was not sure how to react to this one.

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My dad told me this one the other day....

A woman gets pulled over by a police man. When the police officer comes up to her side door, she asks, "Do you have my ticket to the Police Ball?". The officer is confused and asks, "Excuse me, ma'am?" The woman asks again, "Do you have my ticket to the Police Ball? I'm dying to go" The officer goes, "Ma'am, we don't have any balls."

Ba dum ching

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What do you call a rich Chinese person?

Cha Ching

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