A list of puns related to "Confucius"
The same cannot be said of his twin brother, Confusion.
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who go through glass is in pane.
have perpetual hangover."
... man with hand in pocket feel cocky.
He who fall asleep with itchy bum, wake up with stinky finger.
Couldn't decide whether to post here or /r/nostalgia. I fell asleep reminiscing about this gem last night.
Man who cooks meat and peas in same pot... Is unhygienic!
(Every time my dad makes chicken fried rice)
I woke up exhausted
I'm living on a prayer
Her: It’s Hume.
Me: Sorry, whom is your favorite philosopher?
"I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamed I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted."
My wife has a cold at the moment, so she has being having quite a few coughing fits. As one of these fits started, she said - 'I'm getting coughy'. To which I replied, 'while you're up, would you mind getting me a tea?'
...XS-ive?
... must be patient"
It Confucius me.
Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
It Confucius me.
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