James Legge

What is the membersโ€™ opinions on James Leggeโ€™s translations of ancient Confucian texts?

Thank you for your input.

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Tao Teh King. Here is the classic Tao work 'The Tao Teh King' by Lao-Tse in the James Legge translation. Tao Teh King is also known as Laozi and it is suggested that the book origins from the late 4th century BCE. #Buddhism #dao #JamesLegge #laozi #taichi #Tao #TaotehKing #Taoism holybooks.com/tao-teh-kinโ€ฆ
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Tao Teh King. Here is the classic Tao work 'The Tao Teh King' by Lao-Tse in the James Legge translation. Tao Teh King is also known as Laozi and it is suggested that the book origins from the late 4th century BCE. #Buddhism #dao #JamesLegge #laozi #taichi #Tao #TaotehKing #Taoism holybooks.com/tao-teh-kinโ€ฆ
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Tao Te Ching - Laozi (translation by James Legge)

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Heaven is long-enduring and earth continues long.

The reason why heaven and earth are able to endure and continue thus long is because they do not live of, or for themselves.

This is how they are able to continue and endure.

Therefore the sage puts his own person last, and yet it is found in the foremost place; he treats his person as if it were foreign to him, and yet that person is preserved.

Is it not because he has no personal and private ends, that therefore such ends are realised?

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The partial becomes complete; the crooked, straight; the empty, full; the worn out, new.

He whose (desires) are few gets them; he whose (desires) are many goes astray.

Therefore the sage holds in his embrace the one thing (of humility), and manifests it to all the world.

He is free from self-display, and therefore he shines;

from self-assertion, and therefore he is distinguished;

from self-boasting, and therefore his merit is acknowledged;

from self-complacency, and therefore he acquires superiority.

It is because he is thus free from striving that therefore no one in the world is able to strive with him.

That saying of the ancients that 'the partial becomes complete' was not vainly spoken:--all real completion is comprehended under it.

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The Analects of Confucius (from the Chinese Classics) by Confucius and James Legge amazon.com/dp/B004TPAU98/โ€ฆ
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The Confucian Analects on Project Gutenberg - translated by James Legge. Happy Reading! gutenberg.org/ebooks/4094
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Zhuangzi (่ŽŠๅญ) Online - Chinese Text Project, translation by James Legge. ctext.org/zhuangzi
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Fell asleep bingeing on hulu and was woken up by James k "OWW MAG LEGG!!"

Will NEVER happen again

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[FIGHT THREAD] Carl Froch vs George Groves II, James DeGale vs Brandon Gonzalez, Kevin Mitchell vs Ghislain Maduma, Jamie McDonnell vs Tabtimdaeng Na Rachawat, Anthony Joshua vs Matt Legg + live round-by-round coverage

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A police officer has been suspended & is being investigated for his conduct during a traffic stop Friday with a 65-year-old grandmother. Police dash cam video shows officer James Legg shouting at driver Rose Campbell. โ€œHey, youโ€™re not in charge. Shut the f*** up and get out of the car,โ€ ajc.com/news/breaking-newโ€ฆ
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Personal Finance Podcasts and Investing Podcasts List

Hi all. Please see a large list of personal finance, investing, estate planning, insurance, and crypto (web3/defi) podcasts  (and their youtube channels as well, if applicable).   The first column is a link to the google podcasts, the second column is a link to their youtube channel (if they have one), the third column includes the hosts names and designations, and the fourth column includes the type (personal finance, investing, etc)

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None Safeguard Wealth Management Eric Sajdak, ChFC Personal Finance
None Greenbush Financial Group Michael Ruger, CFP Personal Finance
Retirement Planning Education, with Andy Panko Retirement Planning Demystified Andy Panko, CFP, RICP, EA Personal Finance
None Next Level Life The Financial Ghost Personal Finance
None The Plain Bagel Richard Coffin, CFA , CFP Personal Finance
None Ben Felix - Common Sense Investing Ben Felix, CFA, CFP Personal Finance
None Boomer Benefits Danielle Roberts Insurance
None Will Peterson Will Peterson Personal Finance
None Griffin Bridgers Griffin Bridgers, JD Estate Planning
Ready For Retirement Root Financial Partners James Conole, CFP Personal Finance
Hack Your Wealth Personal Finance Tips Andrew Chen Personal Finance
The Rational Reminder Podcast The Rational Reminder Podcast Ben Felix, CFA, CFP / Cameron Passmore Investing
[Money Guy Show](https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR
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Suraj Yengde whom Honorable Justice Chandrachud was promoting a week back claims that in 400CE, there was no Hinduism in India, but there was Mohamammedism in Indian Express article.

>Thus, a Buddhist monk from China, Fa-Hien, decided to come to the land of the Buddha in 399/400 CE. Authorised by the Han dynasty, Fa-Hien, he took the difficult journey while recording the experiences of a flourishing Buddhism from Central Asia to South Asia. Fa-Hien reported with great detail all the Buddhist sites and symbols that he encountered. Fourteen hundred years later, Alexander Cunningham, the father of Indiaโ€™s archaeology, followed Fa-Hienโ€™s trails to uncover the sites.

>The information Fa-Hien documents is crisp, yet has detailed precision. Fa-Hien learned new languages and transcribed alien cultures filled with Buddhist lores.

>His travelogue became known as โ€œA Record of Buddhistic Kingdomsโ€, translated from old Chinese to modern English by Scotsman James Legge in 1886.

>Legge identifies the existing religious beliefs at the time of translation, as Christianity, Confucianism, Brahmanism, Mohammedanism and Taoism. Notably, there is no mention of Hinduism because there didnโ€™t exist a faith as such.

>Fa-Hien notes of Brahmins as jealous and angry people who believed in a โ€œfalse doctrineโ€ that was contrary to the Buddhas. Brahmins attempted to root out any evidence of Buddhist past by cutting down the trees which were believed to be planted by the Buddha. He also notes meticulously how a โ€œheretical Brahminโ€ went to the limits of murdering a woman so as to put the blame on the Buddha.

>Fa-Hien is one of our most spiritual-scholarly connections to China who preserved Buddhaโ€™s Dhamma. It is to the credit of Fa-Hien that we have records of our glorious history. Fa-Hienโ€™s ethnography has brought us closer to the vast Indian past. Indo-China relations have to be built on similar lines of mutual cooperation and strong history that donโ€™t promote jingoistic nationalism but humanitarian universalism.

>Buddha is common to humanity. We should promote Buddha and Buddhist values. The Buddhaโ€™s revolution was unacceptable to the Muslim and Brahminic invaders who collectively wiped off the treasures that Fa-Hien and another traveller of the seventh century Hsรผan-tsang recorded.

>I wish to follow the trails of Fa-Hien. It was an uncomfortable and arduous journey. However, it was worth all the sacrifices. Today, we must honour Fa-Hien as a great chronicler of medieval India. He should be included in the pantheons of Bahujan society and Indiaโ€™s national history.

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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January 2022: Podium Audio Releases

If there are any errors, omissions, or mistakes on this page, please contact us through private message with the issue and we will make adjustments as needed.

Out Now:

Day Title Series, Book # Author(s) Narrator(s)
18th Awakening Arte The Eldest Throne 1 Bernie Anรฉs Paz Michael David Axtell
Broken Trust Pacific Prep 1 R.A. Smyth Stephanie Rose, Michael Gallagher
Feral Rage Fallen Power 3 Leo Hull Vanessa Moyen
Heroic Bunny Saga Heroic Bunny Saga 1, 2 Richard J. Hansen Reba Buhr
Hunt of the Reaper The Last Reaper 9 J.N. Chaney, Scott Moon Tom Taylorson
Lucifer Reborn 3 Lucifer Reborn 3 Dante King Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
Meet Me at Sunset Evening Island 1 Olivia Miles Emily Durante
Peak standalone Eric Sparling MacLeod Andrews
Prodigies Heaven's Laws 1 Apollos Thorne Cindy Kay, David Shih
Riddles and Revenge Succubus 8 A.J. Markam Iggy Toma
Speak No Evil Detective Sebastian Clifford 2 Sally Rigby Jonathan Keeble
Striped and Strangled A Knitty Kitties Mystery 4 Tracey Drew Sarah Mollo-Christensen
The Perfect Run 2 The Perfect Run 2 Maxime J. Durand, Void Herald Eric Michael Summerer
The Rulebreaker standalone Claire Contreras Trei Taylor, Henry Cevallos
The Werewolf of Whitechapel Miss Sharp's Monsters 1 Suzannah Rowntree Marian Hussey
When We Were Reckless Lost Stars 3 Emery Rose Charlotte North, J.F. Harding
Witches Get Stitches Stay a Spell 3 Juliette Cross Johanna Fairview, Aiden Snow
11th A Warrior's Burden Saga of the Known Lands 1 Jacob Peppers Ben Farrow
[Admiral's Oath](https://www.audible.com
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Public Domain Self-Improvement Books?

I was thinking about putting together a list of public domain self-help/self-improvement books, but I'm having difficulty finding what's available and good copies of them.

Databases for public domain books:

List of public domain books:

I'll add to the list as others are mentioned. Anything else come to mind?

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February 2022: Podium Audio Releases

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1st Arcane Era Rise of the Combat Mage 1 Darren Hultberg Jr Robert Bradvica, Alyssa Poon
Awoken from the Deep Venora Mates 3 Octavia Kore J.F. Harding
Bad Influencer standalone Kenzie Reed Stephanie Nemeth-Parker, Nelson Hobbs
Black Squadron standalone Michael Stephen Fuchs R.C. Bray
Chasing Hell Rise of the Peacemakers 7 Peter J. Aldin James Anderson Foster
Enchanting the Dragon Lord Kingdoms of Lore 3 Alisha Klapheke Caitlin Kelly, Gary Furlong
Frenetic Arcane Mage Series 4 T.S. Snow Tristan James, Aletha George
Hedgewitch Spellmonger 14 Terry Mancour John Lee
Horizon Protocol A Jackson Stone Thriller 1 Brandon Ellis, Max Wolfe George Newbern
Indomitable The Navy of Humanity: Wasp Squadron 5 Jonathan P Brazee Angela Dawe
Isle of the Undead Darkthorn Academy 4 Robyn Wideman, Shannon Wideman Vikas Adam
Kensei: Rebirth of the Sword Saint, Volume 1 Kensei 1, 2 DB King Neil Hellegers
Pieces of Divinity The Game of Gods 4 Joshua Kern Ramon de Ocampo
Quick Change Volume 3: Summoner Quick Change 3 C.T. O'Leary Joshua Story
Real Players Never Lose The Boys 3 Micalea Smeltzer Iggy Toma, Kasha Kensington
Reincarnated as the Last of my Kind: Volume 3 Reincarnated as the Last of My Kind 3 Kiri Komori Cassandra Morris, Graham Halstead
Sandstorm Street Rats of Aramoor 4 Michael Wisehart Tim Gerard Reynolds
The Conqueror of Zones Dual Sword God 4 Shadowsfinger Kevin T. Collins
[The Path of Eternal War](https://ww
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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TIL in 1801 a convicted murderer named James Legg was hanged, crucified, skinned, and a plaster cast made of his body after an argument over whether Michelangelo's depictions of crucifixions were anatomically correct. guardian.co.uk/artanddesiโ€ฆ
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐Ÿ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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December 2021: Podium Audio Releases

If there are any errors, omissions, or mistakes on this page, please contact us through private message with the issue and we will make adjustments as needed.

Out Now:

Day Title Series, Book # Author(s) Narrator(s)
28th Alwen's Dream The Evans Family Saga 6 C.J. Petit Jim Meskimen
An Emperor's Gamble Legend of Tal 3 J.D.L. Rosell Derek Perkins
Burning Embers The O'Brien Tales 7 Stacey Reynolds Justine Eyre
Damaged The Dillon Sisters standalone Layla Frost Desireรฉ Ketchum, Joe Arden
Failed Harvest World's Strongest Farmer 2 Tyr Havolt Ulf Bjorklund
Gods and Men Ruins of the Earth 2 Christopher Hopper, J.N. Chaney R.C. Bray
He Who Fights with Monsters 4: A LitRPG Adventure He Who Fights With Monsters 4 Shirtaloon, Travis Deverell Heath Miller
Hell's Half Acre Coffin Cove Mysteries 2 Jackie Elliott Emily Sutton-Smith
Honourbound Surgecaller 3 Todd Herzman John Pirhalla
Make You Miss Me standalone B. Celeste Lucy Rivers
Metal Fury War's Edge standalone Ryan W. Aslesen Chad Michael Collins
No Quarter Unification War Trilogy 2 Joshua Dalzelle Mark Boyett
Novice Shinobi Rising 2 DB King Brian Nishii
Nowhere to Hide Shannon Ames 4 T.J. Brearton Bailey Carr
Out of the Blue standalone Kathryn Nolan Maxine Mitchell, Troy Duran
Silver May Tarnish Witch World: High Hallack Cycle 8 Andre Norton John Lee, Adjoa Andoh
Tainted Creek The Allstars Series 2 KC Kean Gregory Salinas, Kasi Hollowell
[The Reincarnated Core Volume 5](https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Reincarnated-Core-Volume-
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when theyโ€™re not dating anybody?

Theyโ€™re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or รŸ?
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didnโ€™t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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For Gotham
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