Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...

Riceless

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Degtyrev
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Do you know what happened to Jack Ma after he criticized the Chinese Government?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cthulhouette
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 09
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I once knew a girl who married a Chinese.

She had to Chang her last name.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BonsamBesuDMC2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 09
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I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...

It was just Tso Tso.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/THIATUS-RIFT
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 18
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A man was recently charged with vandalizing a chinese restaurant

Police say it was a case of wonton destruction

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Feral1991
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 25
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My mate had a combined Burns Night and Chinese New Year party he called Chinese Burns Night

I wasn't going to go, but he twisted my arm

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/localgasgiant
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 29
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Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant

He's calling it Wok of Life

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/canyonstom
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 10
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I got two cookies in one bag at the Chinese restaurant...

I was very fortunate

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hotsprings1234
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 12
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I just invested in a Chinese cookie factory.

Iโ€™m going to make a fortune!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/morsodo99
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I had to reprimand my son for cutting up his dumplings at the Chinese restaurant last night.

I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mkrjoe
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Why donโ€™t Chinese kids believe in Christmas

Because they make the toys!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jeffro4140
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I was considering investing in a Chinese distillery but decided against it.

Whiskey business.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/1963Jan
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why did the lion walk into the Chinese restaurant to get a haircut?

Because he wanted a low mane.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CMoy1980
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I want to open a Chinese food buffet

It will be called "All You Can Eat and Dim Sum"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cwiersma26
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What vessels sail the waters of the Chinese internet?

Censorships.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Brixenaru
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?

We will wok you

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Pretlik
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What is the Devil's favourite Chinese Sauce?

Hoi- SIN sauce.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bbew_Mot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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What do you call a Chinese camera man?

Phil Ming.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa ?

Because they're the ones who makes the toys.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Whatโ€™s a Tauntaunโ€™s favorite Chinese soup?

WaunTaun

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/siphodeus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I ordered a large duck at the Chinese last night...

The bill was huge.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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They gave me a fork because I'm not Chinese.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DannyDevitosMagnumD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh ?

WonTon.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?

Because he wanted a Lo Mein

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/clark_creationz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I asked my Chinese friend what it's like to live in China

He says he can't complain

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dudebrostien
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Me and my wife got into an argument about how to contact an ancient Chinese dynasty...

She said...

"Talk to the Hans."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HypnotizeD_X
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Do you want to know a joke about the Chinese government?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/alphamaya43
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Did you hear about Chinese restaurant that blew up?

Scenes of wonton destruction.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JEZTURNER
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do the Chinese do during an erection?

They vote!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/detrickster
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I rented out a room to two beautiful Chinese Women..

They never complain, they keep to themselves and they always pay their rent on time. The only weird thing is they insist on paying me in stir-fry. But all in all, I guess they're pretty lo mein tenants.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Schnauss
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why do Chinese people not need to eat using knives?

Because they use chop sticks

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/obiwan_kenobinil
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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A Chinese kid was born before the due date

Parents named him โ€œSudden Leeโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/schiggy182
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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My friend was listening to Chinese rap.

I told him it was crap.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ksawesome
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Who is the God of Chinese food?

MSG-sus

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/callmefinny
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says

"Well prayed"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/runew0lf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What do you tell a Jedi-in-training that struggles to use chopsticks at a Chinese buffet?

Use the forks, Luke.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Where do Chinese Chefs go to after their break?

Back to wok

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CriticalBiscuits
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/urlordcov
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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My grandson got a cookie from a Chinese restaurant with no piece of paper in it

I told him it was very unfortunate

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheRealBobbyC
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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If Time is Running Out for a Chinese App

Is the clock TikToking?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gr8ums
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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How do you know Rin Tin Tin's parents were Chinese?

Because they were Ma 'n' Da Rin.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xholdsteadyx
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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A Chinese restaurant was recently destroyed in the riots.

It was wonton destruction.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/not_Teddy_Roosevelt
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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When Biden pressed Trump about his Chinese bank account, Trump admitted...

I lost Yuan

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/holymolybreath
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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How Long is a Chinese name

No seriously, it is

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BinaryPeach
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 27 2020
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An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.

You canโ€™t come in without a Thai.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rocknocker
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant

He's calling it Wok of Life

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/canyonstom
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 10
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Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says

"Well prayed"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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