They gave me a fork because I'm not Chinese.
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How Long is a Chinese name

No seriously, it is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Chinese place.
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πŸ“…︎ May 24
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Your Chinese restaurant is too bright...

...maybe you should dimsum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/risanthy
πŸ“…︎ May 30
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The puns at this Chinese place are out of control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puppylove1000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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how long is a Chinese name

got it ? :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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How Long is a Chinese man's name.

Yes it is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightHawk37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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I had some mediocre Chinese chicken

It was tso-tso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chronicsonictonic
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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My Chinese friend has to go to court,

But I will fetch Himalaya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShireSearcher
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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I can speak Chinese fluently.

/ˌCHīˈnΔ“z/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FroBekleckOrbys
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says

"Well prayed"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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What will a chinese grill use when a wok is too slow

A wun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dred_not
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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A Chinese restaurant is pillaged...

It was wonton vandalism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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Why do Chinese couples adopt caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don’t make a White

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dose172
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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How do you get a Chinese communist to defect?

You tie one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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Hau Long is a Chinese man.

Present it as a question. I just remembered my grandfather would "ask" me this joke and I never got it 'til I was older.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miscmouse
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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What Chinese cooking utensil is carbon-neutal, vegan and gluten free?

A woke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vicdomen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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Why don’t the chinese play baseball?

They ate all of the bats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/set711
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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How long is a Chinese name.

It really is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegasketmaker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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Chinese Pilots
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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As a Chinese in Wuhan, I'm finally able to see my family!

Wait... that's not my family... neither is that...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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What do Jews put on their Chinese food?

Oy sauce!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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My Chinese girlfriend

My Chinese girlfriend is not like everyone, Schezwan of a kind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killer_basu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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A Friend and I Decided to open a Chinese Cookie Business

We're going to make fortunes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pidyon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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I told my Granddaughter be careful with that Chinese take out soup it’s heavy-

It’s Won-Ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boipaul27
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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Did you hear that the Joker became a Chinese chef?

He's now known as 'Woking Phoenix'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingprawnsct
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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Chinese knock offs are never as good as the original.

Although, their Corona has better PR announcements than Mexico’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duckthedoc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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What happened to the lions neck at the Chinese market?

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TSRshiku
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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What do you call a Chinese sickness?

Kung Flu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redblooded55
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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What did the Chinese man love to do with his dog?

Take it for a wok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Frickin_GotG
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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The Chinese Coronavirus is really starting to kick people’s ass worldwide.

Should call it, Kung Flu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DGNOLA12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh ?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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What do you call a chinese vampire?

Mr. Fang.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deeptechnology
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"

It's because it's MY pinky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sthymia20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Did you hear about the 2000 lb Chinese guy?

He weighed wonton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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Chinese takeout? $15

Gas? $1.50

Getting home and finding out they forgot a dish? Riceless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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What do you call a storage space in a Chinese restaurant?

A wok in closet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Akhi11eus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Trump has just issued Boris Johnson a final warning about allowing Chinese technology in their phone system

He told him "it's my way or the Huawei"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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How much does the average Chinese appetizer weigh?

Wonton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilkc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Chinese coronavirus?

You mean Kung-flu?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R3DW01F728
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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The name of the best Chinese architect in the world is...

Bill Ding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoddie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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My friends decided to have a Chinese New Year x Burn’s Night Party. They called it Chinese Burns Night.

I didn’t agree to it at first but eventually they twisted my arm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilPianoBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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How many characters are there in Chinese?

7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snoresville
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I pushed a chinese person down a flight of stairs

It was wong on so many levels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirdafiga
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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I found a terrific online course for cooking Chinese food.

It’s called β€˜Wok This Way.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What do you call Chinese food from Europe

Sweden sour chicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gay_is_gay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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I Love Chinese Food.

Wontonly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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The lights in the Chinese restaurant were too bright

so I asked if they could dim sum.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What do you call a Chinese dragon's beard?

Low mane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AminesToAnEnd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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A Chinese Turducken?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phlogiston78
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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I ordered 2000lbs of Chinese soup

It was Won Ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealZy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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What is a Chinese investor's favorite food?

Beef mutual fun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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What do you call an Chinese child that's depressed?

Youth in Asia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Innarhythm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Did you hear about the Chinese quadrublet flight pioneers?

No you didn't. Two Wongs doesn't make one Wright.

Also, edit before anyone sees this: Yes, it's spelled quadruplet. I'm mildly drunk and I can't edit the title.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.

Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluewhiskers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I plan to open a 24 hour Chinese restaurant.

I’m going to name it Wok Around the Clock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichyCigars
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What do you call a sturdy Chinese vessel in the physical plane?

A good real asian ship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kie723
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Why do Chinese parents always have Chinese children?

Two Wongs dont make a white.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pewptrain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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What does the chef of a Chinese New York restaurant say, when you barge into their kitchen?

HEYYY I'M WOKKIN ERE πŸ—½πŸ³

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GS_Dan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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A japanese spy is a ninja. What do you call a chinese spy?

A tourist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GabyHer4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Why didn't the Chinese twins become ghosts when they died?

Because two Wongs don't make a Wight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I ordered 2000 pounds of Chinese soup.

It was won ton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What do you call it when a Chinese bird is being sneaky?

Peking Duck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSolo1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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A Chinese chef in Milan creating a pun of a Japanese food... Puns are truly the Universal language!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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What you call a Chinese man with a bell on his head?

Ding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackTMJones
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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If your girl can cook Chinese. Marry her.

Schezwan of a kind!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raven_007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our friend Ty is now the state boxing champion.

The Chinese don’t want to recognize Ty won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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How Long is a Chinese man’s name.

No, it actually is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Chinese Drug Addict

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunionsBill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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A Chinese child was born before his due date...

His parents named him "Sudden Lee"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HVIIDPOWER
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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What do you say to a Chinese llama that keeps running away?

Llama-stay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil_kibble
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?

Motion censors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Man I love this Chinese dish
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jfkrj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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When I was a kid, I thought I had a Chinese friend,

but it was just my imagine Asian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mosvicious
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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How Long is a Chinese name.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoopMonster696969
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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How Long Is A Chinese Name
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πŸ‘€︎ u/friesful
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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How Long is a chinese name
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryonnsan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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How Long is a Chinese name.
πŸ‘︎ 8k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donnakebabmeat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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How Long is a Chinese name
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoruscareGames
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I ordered 2000 pounds of chinese soup

It was won ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jorielross
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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