Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Do you know what happened to Jack Ma after he criticized the Chinese Government?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I once knew a girl who married a Chinese.
She had to Chang her last name.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...
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︎ Jan 18 2021
A man was recently charged with vandalizing a chinese restaurant
Police say it was a case of wonton destruction
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︎ Jan 25 2021
My mate had a combined Burns Night and Chinese New Year party he called Chinese Burns Night
I wasn't going to go, but he twisted my arm
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I got two cookies in one bag at the Chinese restaurant...
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I just invested in a Chinese cookie factory.
Iβm going to make a fortune!
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︎ Dec 22 2020
I had to reprimand my son for cutting up his dumplings at the Chinese restaurant last night.
I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I was considering investing in a Chinese distillery but decided against it.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Why did the lion walk into the Chinese restaurant to get a haircut?
Because he wanted a low mane.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I want to open a Chinese food buffet
It will be called "All You Can Eat and Dim Sum"
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What vessels sail the waters of the Chinese internet?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What is the Devil's favourite Chinese Sauce?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
What do you call a Chinese camera man?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa ?
Because they're the ones who makes the toys.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Whatβs a Tauntaunβs favorite Chinese soup?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I ordered a large duck at the Chinese last night...
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︎ Dec 09 2020
They gave me a fork because I'm not Chinese.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh ?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I asked my Chinese friend what it's like to live in China
He says he can't complain
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Me and my wife got into an argument about how to contact an ancient Chinese dynasty...
She said...
"Talk to the Hans."
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Did you hear about Chinese restaurant that blew up?
Scenes of wonton destruction.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What do the Chinese do during an erection?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I rented out a room to two beautiful Chinese Women..
They never complain, they keep to themselves and they always pay their rent on time. The only weird thing is they insist on paying me in stir-fry. But all in all, I guess they're pretty lo mein tenants.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Why do Chinese people not need to eat using knives?
Because they use chop sticks
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︎ Oct 26 2020
A Chinese kid was born before the due date
Parents named him βSudden Leeβ
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︎ Sep 06 2020
My friend was listening to Chinese rap.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Who is the God of Chinese food?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What do you tell a Jedi-in-training that struggles to use chopsticks at a Chinese buffet?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Where do Chinese Chefs go to after their break?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Chinese are building all sorts of new educational camps with invigorating physical exercise for Uigher citizens.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an ideology.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
My grandson got a cookie from a Chinese restaurant with no piece of paper in it
I told him it was very unfortunate
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︎ Oct 08 2020
If Time is Running Out for a Chinese App
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︎ Sep 17 2020
How do you know Rin Tin Tin's parents were Chinese?
Because they were Ma 'n' Da Rin.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
When Biden pressed Trump about his Chinese bank account, Trump admitted...
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︎ Oct 21 2020
How Long is a Chinese name
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︎ May 27 2020
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You canβt come in without a Thai.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Do you want to know a joke about the Chinese government?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
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︎ Oct 21 2019
A Chinese restaurant was recently destroyed in the riots.
It was wonton destruction.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
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