I asked my Chinese friend what it's like to live in China
He says he can't complain
What do you call a Chinese man who has lost his sense of direction.
Do you want to know a joke about the Chinese government?
They gave me a fork because I'm not Chinese.
Have you seen that new Chinese/Mediterranean restaurant started by that guy from Cairo?
It's called Wok like an Egyptian.
What do you say when the Chinese are being fascists in Tiananmen?
What kind of shoe does a Chinese cow wear?
I left my job at the Chinese restaurant and took my favourite frying pan, until I heard the owner yell...
"Don’t wok away from me!"
My name’s David, but my Chinese friends call me Dawei.
I guess that’s just dawei it is.
How did the thief get home from the Chinese restaurant?
How do you say toy in Chinese?
How Long is a Chinese name
Did you hear about the Chinese fire eater,
A lot of Chinese people enjoy discussing their love of citrus.
They particular like to talk all things Mandarin.
While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: “Isn’t that a great looking ship?” Mike replied:
If Cassius Clay used a Chinese app to send money, would you call it AliPay?
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant
Is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.
"Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.
The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"
The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."
The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "
How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?
Chinese synthesize new element which causes a 500% increase rate of panda mating
The puns at this Chinese place are out of control
I was watching a documentary on Chinese engineering.
They were discussing the Three Gorges Dam on the Yangtze River, the worlds largest hydroelectric dam.
My wife walks in and asks, “Is that the Hoover Dam?”
Me: “No, it’s the Three Gorges Dam in China.”
Her: “Oh, I guess all dams just look alike.”
Me: “Honey, don’t be a dam racist!”
Two chinese Christians are having a contest to see who can contact God the fastest. After one wins, the other looks at him and says
What's the difference between baseball and Chinese martial arts?
In baseball, many men chew, but few men smoke. In Chinese martial arts, many men smoke, but fu manchu.
Your Chinese restaurant is too bright...
...maybe you should dimsum.
How Long is a Chinese man's name.
how long is a Chinese name
I had some mediocre Chinese chicken
A Chinese restaurant is pillaged...
What will a chinese grill use when a wok is too slow
I can speak Chinese fluently.
Why do Chinese couples adopt caucasian children?
Because two Wongs don’t make a White
How long is a Chinese name.
How do you get a Chinese communist to defect?
Hau Long is a Chinese man.
Present it as a question. I just remembered my grandfather would "ask" me this joke and I never got it 'til I was older.
What Chinese cooking utensil is carbon-neutal, vegan and gluten free?
My Chinese girlfriend
My Chinese girlfriend is not like everyone, Schezwan of a kind.
What do Jews put on their Chinese food?
As a Chinese in Wuhan, I'm finally able to see my family!
Wait... that's not my family... neither is that...
Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"
It's because it's MY pinky.
A Friend and I Decided to open a Chinese Cookie Business
We're going to make fortunes
I told my Granddaughter be careful with that Chinese take out soup it’s heavy-
Did you hear that the Joker became a Chinese chef?
He's now known as 'Woking Phoenix'
What do you call a Chinese sickness?
Chinese knock offs are never as good as the original.
Although, their Corona has better PR announcements than Mexico’s
The Chinese Coronavirus is really starting to kick people’s ass worldwide.
Should call it, Kung Flu.
What happened to the lions neck at the Chinese market?
What do you call a chinese vampire?
How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh ?
What did the Chinese man love to do with his dog?
Chinese takeout? $15
Getting home and finding out they forgot a dish? Riceless
Did you hear about the 2000 lb Chinese guy?
What do you call a storage space in a Chinese restaurant?
How much does the average Chinese appetizer weigh?
Trump has just issued Boris Johnson a final warning about allowing Chinese technology in their phone system
He told him "it's my way or the Huawei"
The name of the best Chinese architect in the world is...
I pushed a chinese person down a flight of stairs
It was wong on so many levels
How many characters are there in Chinese?
I found a terrific online course for cooking Chinese food.
It’s called ‘Wok This Way.’
I ordered 2000lbs of Chinese soup
My friends decided to have a Chinese New Year x Burn’s Night Party. They called it Chinese Burns Night.
I didn’t agree to it at first but eventually they twisted my arm.
What do you call Chinese food from Europe
The lights in the Chinese restaurant were too bright
so I asked if they could dim sum.
What do you call a Chinese dragon's beard?
A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.
Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.
What do you call an Chinese child that's depressed?
I plan to open a 24 hour Chinese restaurant.
I’m going to name it Wok Around the Clock.
What is a Chinese investor's favorite food?
Why do Chinese parents always have Chinese children?
Two Wongs dont make a white.
My Chinese friend refuses to believe that our friend Ty is now the state boxing champion.
The Chinese don’t want to recognize Ty won.
Did you hear about the Chinese quadrublet flight pioneers?
No you didn't. Two Wongs doesn't make one Wright.
Also, edit before anyone sees this: Yes, it's spelled quadruplet. I'm mildly drunk and I can't edit the title.
How Long is a Chinese name.
How Long Is A Chinese Name
How Long is a chinese name
How Long is a Chinese name.