Communist China Puns

A list of puns related to "Communist China"

A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"

"For drinking." replies the cop.

"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Did you know the film β€œSpeed” had no director?

If it had direction, it would be called β€œVelocity”.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...

It’s an LGBT Queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanthekid16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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eBay is so useless

I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,570 matches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puranjay1432
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What do snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
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