What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
He said he really couldnβt complain.
Wait... that's not my family... neither is that...
Apparently, there is a serious cough originating from the province of Wu Ping.
Flewmanji.
What was the name of the Jumanji sequel that took place in Wuhan?
Flumanji.
What was the name of the Jumanji sequel that took place in a fireplace?
Fluemanji
It watched the news and became convinced it had contracted the coronavirus from it's intended inhabitant, a Chinese woman from Wuhan who had died of the disease.
The casket went to the emergency room at the nearest hospital.
After overcoming her initial shock at diagnosing a casket, the ER doctor ran a blood test and determined the casket definitely did not have the coronavirus.
"But I feel like I'm dying doctor, and I only just came to life. If it isn't the coronavirus what is it?" worriedly asked the casket.
"I'm not sure," answered the doctor, "we'll have to run some more tests."
"But my fever, the pain in my lungs...what could it be? Doctor if you had to give me your best diagnosis right now without the tests, what do you think could be causing these terrible respiratory symptoms?"
The doctor thought for a moment then answered, "SARS cough I guess."
The Wuhan clan !
The Wuhan Clan
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
You Wuhan.
