What's the difference between Las Vegas and Wuhan?

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atg_gta
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Once upon a time in Wuhan...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngkaSaWan01
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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WUHAN CLAN SPREADING LIKE A VIRUS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acceler8er
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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I asked my friend from Wuhan, China how things were going with the coronavirus...

He said he really couldn’t complain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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As a Chinese in Wuhan, I'm finally able to see my family!

Wait... that's not my family... neither is that...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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The coronavirus originated in Wuhan.

Apparently, there is a serious cough originating from the province of Wu Ping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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What was the name of the Jumanji sequel that took place on a plane?

Flewmanji.

What was the name of the Jumanji sequel that took place in Wuhan?

Flumanji.

What was the name of the Jumanji sequel that took place in a fireplace?

Fluemanji

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuffed2bits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you do when you like Han?

You Wuhan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donaps_13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Yesterday a casket at a funeral home magically came to life, and immediately got sick

It watched the news and became convinced it had contracted the coronavirus from it's intended inhabitant, a Chinese woman from Wuhan who had died of the disease.

The casket went to the emergency room at the nearest hospital.

After overcoming her initial shock at diagnosing a casket, the ER doctor ran a blood test and determined the casket definitely did not have the coronavirus.

"But I feel like I'm dying doctor, and I only just came to life. If it isn't the coronavirus what is it?" worriedly asked the casket.

"I'm not sure," answered the doctor, "we'll have to run some more tests."

"But my fever, the pain in my lungs...what could it be? Doctor if you had to give me your best diagnosis right now without the tests, what do you think could be causing these terrible respiratory symptoms?"

The doctor thought for a moment then answered, "SARS cough I guess."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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What do you call a group of rappers with coronavirus?

The Wuhan clan !

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?

The Wuhan Clan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Saw Han making his comeback in the new Fast & Furious 9 trailer

I bet none of the ladies are going to Wuhan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas ?

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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