I enjoy Enlisted and I'd like to see what you think of certain possible new campaigns, such as the 1937 Battle for Shanghai in the 2nd Sino-Japanese War. What is shown below is the equipment on each faction that can be used, as well as possible maps featured:
Map potentialities:
- Puxi (Pokrovskoe equivalent - city map)
This map would have a lot of great potential. Because Puxi in Shanghai was a highly developed city with a mix of Western influence and urban Chinese Architecture, the map would have a uniqueness to itself, with the highly developed Bund area closely followed by the bustling streets further North. Not only this, but the Battle of Shanghai was one of the most major and strategic battles in the early stages of the war.
- Gulou District (Vysokovo equivalent - village map)
Gulou District is a major district in the city of Nanjing, Chinaβs capital. Although the city does not have the same urban flair as Shanghai, the map could implement a bridge battle that crosses over the Yangtze River, which would make it a very unique map in Enlisted. Furthermore, the old city is closely bound by rural areas, which would make it an interesting map.
- Dianshan Lake (Fortified District equivalent - forest/village map)
Dianshan Lake is one of various possible locations where a rural map could be located. What sets this apart is the large amounts of streams in the area, reflecting Southern Chinaβs wet atmosphere, and the town of Zhujiajiao, an ancient canal town, which was closely surrounded by nature and farmland.
Allied Equipment (China):
Infantry weaponry:
Rifles:
- Hanyang 88 (Gewehr 88 equivalent)
- Type 21 (FN Model 30 equivalent)
- Carcano 1891
- 7.9mm Type 1 (Mauser Model 1907 equivalent)
- Vz. 24
- Type 24 Zhongzheng (Karabiner 98k equivalent)
Submachine guns:
- M712 Schnellfeuer
- M1921 Thompson
Sniper rifles:
- Mosin M91/30 Sniper rifle
- Type 24 Zhongzheng Sniper rifle
Machine guns:
- Hotchkiss M1922
- SIG KE7
- Lewis Mk III
Mortars:
- Hanyang Type 15
Siderarms:
- FN M1900
- Hanyang C.96
- Colt M1903
Flamethrowers:
- M1A1 Flamethrower
Vehicles:
Tanks:
- Pz.I A
- ZB SA-18 (level 8)
- Sd.Kfz.222
- Mark E Type B (level 13)
- T-26 mod. 1933 (level 20)
- BT-5 (level 30)
Aircraft:
Fighter Aircraft:
- Hawk III
- I-15bis
- I-16 type 10
Bomber/Attacker Aircraft:
- V-11
- DB-3A
- SB 2M 100
Axis Equipment (Japan):
Infantry weaponry:
Rifles:
- Type 30 Arisaka
- Type 38
- Type
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So What did 3 say to 8 ?
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When I got home, they were still there.
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
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What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
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Notices there's only 2;
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I was just sitting there doing nothing.
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