Peking Puns

A list of puns related to "Peking"

Never play hide and seek with a Peking duck.

Cheating bastard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottish_Hot_Rod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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What do you call a nosy waterfowl?

A Peking duck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eztli_Ocelotl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until it’s Bill Withers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forest-of-ewood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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My wife REALLY enjoys my cooking

She says i'm peking of the world, whenever i prepare duck for her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pellep
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What do you call a pervy mallard?

Peking duck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarahmatch4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I met an Asian girl today with the last name of "China"

It was her made-in name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jskoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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Did you hear about the bird arrested for voyeurism?

He was a Peking Duck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopsGalaxy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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What do you call it when a Chinese bird is being sneaky?

Peking Duck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSolo1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why was the duck killed and eaten for spying on others

Probably cos it was a Peking duck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbadbilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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I tried playing hide and seek with the girl who works at my local Chinese restaurant.

No good, she kept Peking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLastHeroHere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Why is it so hard to play hide and seek inside a Chinese restaurant?

Because the ducks are always Peking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What's another term for a Chinese Spy?

Peking Tom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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What do you call a urinating mallard?

Peking duck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manlymanhood
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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What do you call a waterfowl that looks in your windows?

A Peking duck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slmckay73
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2017
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