10 Hilarious Peking Duck Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Never play hide and seek with a Peking duck.

Cheating bastard.

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👤︎ u/Scottish_Hot_Rod

📅︎ Nov 18 2018

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My wife REALLY enjoys my cooking

She says i'm peking of the world, whenever i prepare duck for her.

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👤︎ u/pellep

📅︎ Dec 07 2020

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What do you call a pervy mallard?

Peking duck.

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👤︎ u/sarahmatch4

📅︎ Oct 09 2020

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Did you hear about the bird arrested for voyeurism?

He was a Peking Duck.

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👤︎ u/PopsGalaxy

📅︎ Apr 13 2020

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What do you call it when a Chinese bird is being sneaky?

Peking Duck

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👤︎ u/JonSolo1

📅︎ Nov 15 2019

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Why was the duck killed and eaten for spying on others

Probably cos it was a Peking duck

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👤︎ u/bobbadbilla

📅︎ Oct 03 2019

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Why is it so hard to play hide and seek inside a Chinese restaurant?

Because the ducks are always Peking.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2

📅︎ Mar 07 2019

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What do you call a waterfowl that looks in your windows?

A Peking duck.

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👤︎ u/slmckay73

📅︎ Nov 22 2017

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What do you call a urinating mallard?

Peking duck

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👤︎ u/manlymanhood

📅︎ Nov 29 2019

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What do you call a mallard sneaking a glance?

Peking duck

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👤︎ u/Fak3_acc0unt

📅︎ Nov 17 2019

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