Spring Onion Puns

A list of puns related to "Spring Onion"

I eat spring onions before going on walks.

I like a little spring in my step.

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👤︎ u/RioZX
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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Woman in hospital after being served daffodil bulbs instead of onions in her curry... don’t worry she will be out in the spring
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👤︎ u/Moff123456
📅︎ Nov 24 2017
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My son tried to make me a rest bed with a built-in water station, but the water kept squirting out.

I smiled and told him, "Hey, it's the cot that founts!"

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says “what happened? Onions can’t jump by themselves”

the first chef responds with “they can if they’re spring onions”

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👤︎ u/thebiunicorn
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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Dadjoked in the garden

My dad and I were doing some spring lawn care in my yard yesterday.

When we were near the gardens he asked me "Why don't you plant the onions next to the potatoes?" I said I'm not sure, probably because there's not enough room.

He says to me, "Good thing, it would just make their eyes water anyway."

My love for him grows stronger.

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👤︎ u/largetall
📅︎ Apr 12 2015
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