What do you call an emergency in the spring?

May day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silviulescu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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I hate spring cleaning...

Darn things bounce all over the place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormtrooper-85
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.

I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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I get so excited for spring...

I wet my plants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paleran
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Met a beautiful girl over Spring Break in Mexico, but she constantly talked about the end of the world.

She had Acapulco-lips.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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Since it’s spring time you could say.......

.........trees are releafed now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Cars 1 β€œradiator springs” car pun

How the heck did it take me 13 years (watched it in 2008) for me to get that (probably a double) car pun. β€œRadiator springs”, cuz Car radiators. Correct me if I’m wrong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrandiBlitz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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What is the Spring season's favorite kind of pickles?

Daffo-dills!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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Daylight Savings pun. I don’t want to spring ahead. I want my Auerbach.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/time910
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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Why didn't the man want a spring mattress

Because it was still winter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suschbach
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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Why does Cinderella go extra crazy with her spring cleaning?

She has March Madness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wushock4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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I don't know what I ate lastnight, but when I woke up, I crapped out a sparkwheel, a valve, a spring, and a piece of flint.

Afterwards, I felt a little lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter

I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itmightbedave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?

Seasoning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Louis_T_252
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...

...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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Springing into spring, Batman.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrissiKross
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Spring is in the air
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Nature just loves when Spring comes around...

I mean just look at the trees, they're re-leaf-ed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayWolf85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Spring break
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geck02004
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Spring is just around the corner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Spring break
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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-frying-pan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What's Irish and comes out in the spring?

Paddy O'Furniture

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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What does a tree say once it’s spring?

What a releaf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zkck0517
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Spring is around the corner imgur.com/ix9KWRJ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/qUxUp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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We may have Easter in spring, but in the opposite end of the year,

we have Wester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Spring time bois
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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It's cold and gross outside, but spring is just around the corner!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darklyte
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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"Spring is in the air"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctzn4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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A college kid finished up his spring semester and is going back home to see his parents.

Son: Hey Dad! It’s great to see you again, I like your new beard.

Dad: Thanks son. When I first stopped shaving I didn’t like it, but then it grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RandyBaker08
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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β€œNoooo” screamed the spring as he was pushed down the stairs.

β€œWhat are you doing doing doing ...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vulpixpix
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I was worried about our late spring but then I noticed the trees starting to bud

It was a re-leaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Did you hear about the cockney who opened a spring water company?

He was a diamond geyser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sergioarmagh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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I guess spring is one the way... birds singing, animals emerging from winter dens, trees budding with potential...

What a re-leaf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Why doesn't Mrs Clause like to go outside in spring?

Because of all the rain, dear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boboknowsall
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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How did the tree feel in spring?

Releaved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captainkrinking
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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What did god say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?

Well, they can't all be winters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinexGuy88
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What do trees feel in Spring ?

Releaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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While hiking in Madagascar an explorer came across a hot spring.

It was a site for sore aye-ayes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craniate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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I’m so excited it’s spring time

I just wet my plants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youtile
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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My wife was so excited when Spring came,

that she wet her plants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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Spring is here!!!

I am so excited I wet my plants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonkerz99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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What did the overly excited Gardner do when spring finally came?

He wet his plants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaden-YoungBlood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I don't like doing spring cleaning

Damn things bounce all over the place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Spring is here!!!

I got so excited that I wet my plants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ba71905
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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