Bounce Puns

A list of puns related to "Bounce"

I tried renting a bounce house yesterday. The cost was twice as much as last year...

That’s inflation for you!

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👤︎ u/Scottspears89
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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Did you know that auditoriums are designed to have sound bounce around to the audience?

This doesn’t happen with pigeons, though. This is because a coo sticks

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👤︎ u/Jaxerfp
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however

The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.

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👤︎ u/heightsenberg
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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A tennis ball bounces into a bar.

Before anyone else says anything, it said,

"You better serve me here, or I'm taking you to court!"

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.

This is because of a-coo-sticks.

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👤︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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I have an Irish friend with a great personality that always bounces off the walls.

His name is Rick O’Shea.

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👤︎ u/the-polymath
📅︎ Apr 12 2020
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(1) What type of airplane bounces back up when it crash lands?
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👤︎ u/justin_raphael_7
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

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👤︎ u/TJVpower
📅︎ Dec 10 2019
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Did you hear about the Irishman who bounces off walls?

His name is Rick o'shay

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👤︎ u/toolaroola12
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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Why did the bucket bounce?

Because it was filled with spring water.

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👤︎ u/thekingofwombats
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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What do you call a double decker airplane that bounces on the runway while it lands?

a BOING 747

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
📅︎ Jul 20 2019
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I tried to explain my friend how balls bounce.

It went over his head.

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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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Whats it called when a boeing 747 bounces on the landing strip?

A boing.

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👤︎ u/i_am_floof
📅︎ May 10 2019
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A bounce house joke from r/funny. I’m pumped up for it.
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👤︎ u/Gehhhh
📅︎ Aug 13 2018
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What bounces and makes kids cry?

My cheque to children in need

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👤︎ u/bumsieboy
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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The worlds largest bounce house is now touring the U.S.A. At 10,000 square feet, the house is large enough to live in.

The rent is pretty expensive but that's mostly due to inflation.

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👤︎ u/masterof80smetal
📅︎ Mar 23 2018
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A pun you can touch and bounce on with friends!
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👤︎ u/myfishtrippy
📅︎ Oct 18 2013
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What sound does a 747 airplane make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

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👤︎ u/AwesomeW2017
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

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👤︎ u/wehavechocolate
📅︎ Jan 15 2018
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.

The reason is a coo sticks.

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👤︎ u/CarlosMingos22
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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What does a 737-800 sound like when it bounces during touch down?

“Boeing, Boeing, Boeing”

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👤︎ u/DrunkenDutchMeneer
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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What sound does a plane make when it bounces?

Boeing!

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👤︎ u/lukewarm_tequila
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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What do you call an Irishman that bounces off walls?

Rick O'Shay.

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👤︎ u/Gopnikolai
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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What sound does a plane make when it bounces?

Boeing!

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👤︎ u/BlandFoodMan
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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What sound does a plane make when it bounces when landing?

Boeing Boeing Boeing.

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👤︎ u/Pixelation-1
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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The world's largest bounce house is now touring the US.

The rent is pretty expensive but that's mostly due to inflation.

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👤︎ u/physicsmaster27
📅︎ Nov 01 2018
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Sometimes, a plane will bounce off the runway after landing.

Boeing! Boeing! Boeing!

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👤︎ u/SnouchBall
📅︎ May 09 2016
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What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing!

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Apr 29 2017
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