I tried renting a bounce house yesterday. The cost was twice as much as last year...

That’s inflation for you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Did you know that auditoriums are designed to have sound bounce around to the audience?

This doesn’t happen with pigeons, though. This is because a coo sticks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however

The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heightsenberg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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A tennis ball bounces into a bar.

Before anyone else says anything, it said,

"You better serve me here, or I'm taking you to court!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.

This is because of a-coo-sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I have an Irish friend with a great personality that always bounces off the walls.

His name is Rick O’Shea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-polymath
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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(1) What type of airplane bounces back up when it crash lands?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justin_raphael_7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TJVpower
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Did you hear about the Irishman who bounces off walls?

His name is Rick o'shay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toolaroola12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Why did the bucket bounce?

Because it was filled with spring water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thekingofwombats
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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What do you call a double decker airplane that bounces on the runway while it lands?

a BOING 747

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I tried to explain my friend how balls bounce.

It went over his head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Whats it called when a boeing 747 bounces on the landing strip?

A boing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_floof
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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A bounce house joke from r/funny. I’m pumped up for it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gehhhh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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The worlds largest bounce house is now touring the U.S.A. At 10,000 square feet, the house is large enough to live in.

The rent is pretty expensive but that's mostly due to inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterof80smetal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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What bounces and makes kids cry?

My cheque to children in need

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bumsieboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Basketball is a hard sport to follow - it bounces around too much
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Connor
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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A pun you can touch and bounce on with friends!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/myfishtrippy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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What sound does a 747 airplane make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wehavechocolate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.

The reason is a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarlosMingos22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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What does a 737-800 sound like when it bounces during touch down?

β€œBoeing, Boeing, Boeing”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What sound does a plane make when it bounces?

Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukewarm_tequila
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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What do you call an Irishman that bounces off walls?

Rick O'Shay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gopnikolai
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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What sound does a plane make when it bounces?

Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlandFoodMan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What sound does a plane make when it bounces when landing?

Boeing Boeing Boeing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pixelation-1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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The world's largest bounce house is now touring the US.

The rent is pretty expensive but that's mostly due to inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/physicsmaster27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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Sometimes, a plane will bounce off the runway after landing.

Boeing! Boeing! Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnouchBall
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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