How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

By adding spring water!

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What sound does a bouncy plane make?

Boeing.

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What do you call a bouncy Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

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My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday. The guy said the rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars.

I said, β€œThat’s outrageous!”

He just shrugged and said, β€œThat’s inflation for you.”

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My kid is at the point where they want to put bandaids on everything...

I swear this is a true organic dad joke I had tonight. Felt I’d share it with reddit.

My kid came up to me and says β€œoh no, look dad, it needs a bandaid” as she gently presents her imaginarily injured bouncy ball.

I looked at my kid and said β€œI don’t think it needs a bandaid, he looks like he’s going to bounce back”

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Bouncy bouncy
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My bouncy castle has almost tripled in value since I bought it

It’s just another product of inflation

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Some guy wanted to charge me a bunch of money for a second hand bouncy house.

But I wasn't sure if that was something I really wanted to jump into.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GinormousPenguin
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The price of bouncy castles has doubled in the past year

That's inflation for you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StAnger99
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Belongs bere
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flor1an_
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The world’s biggest bouncy house is coming to America! I heard it was super expensive...

Due to inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cubic-Zirconia
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I took the kids to a bouncy castle, but it was really expensive compared to last year.

That’s inflation for you.

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Bouncy House

We were watching the news and some story about a bouncy house the flew up into the air with kids still inside came on and my dad said "Well, that's quite a bang for your buck."

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My wife wanted to take our other two dogs on a walk

She had just come back from walking our other dog. I asked her what the temperature was like outside, because it was supposed to get into the 70's.

She said, "It's nice, I only had to put on my jean jacket."

"So you're telling me it's in the 80's?"

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"Think before you jump," I said, my palms sweating. "It might not be the right decision..."

"You take bouncy castles far too seriously," my son replied.

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Castles

My brother and I were told we'd become lords of castles when my father passed. The mischievous old git was true to his word: my brother is now lord of a bouncy castle, and I rule a fairy-tale castle.

He feels let down, but I'm made up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clothesbootsmyrrh
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I'm 28 and engaged but no kids yet. I feel the dad within me.

Today, I went out to lunch with some fellas from my office, Dave and Mike.

We all opted for the "beer and sandwich deal": any beer < $6 and any sandwich from the lunch menu for $10. Can't beat that in Hoboken, NJ.

One of my coworkers ordered a Sam Adams something-or-other and our bouncy little waitress pranced off to fetch our beverages. When the waitress returned with our potables she placed a beer, amber in color, 1/2" or so foamy head, in front of my coworker and said:

"Sam?"

To which I immediately announced "No, that's Dave."

Laughs were had all around. I cringed at myself but I couldn't help it.

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Why did Boba Fett get himself a pogo stick?

Cuz' he wanted to be a Bouncy Hunter!

^^^Please ^^^^don't ^^^^^hurt ^^^^^^me.

^^^^^^^I ^^^^^^^stole ^^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^from ^^^^^^Tear ^^^^^^of ^^^^^^Grace

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At Kids party

"This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year" Dad no "That's.." Please no dad "..Inflation for you" kids start crying

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Eye's Have It

I was decorating a bouncy ball usually reserved for pediatric patients to look like an eyeball, cause it's 5 am and I'm bored. Co-worker walks by and asks "Why is there an eyeball sitting on your keyboard" My reply, "Just keeping an eye on things". She groaned.

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Nice ball you got there.

My young daughter really used to like that cartoon character "Dora the Explorer" and one day my wife bought her a bouncy ball with the Dora motif on it. She showed it to me and I said "That's adorable". Because it was a Dora ball. Apparently 4yo is too young for puns.

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How do you make your water bed bouncy?

Add spring water

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add Spring Water.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Add spring water

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How do you make water bed more bouncy

By adding spring water.

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy

You add spring water

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Add spring water....

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add Spring water

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

You add Spring water.

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Want to make your water bed more bouncy?

Use, spring water.

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add spring water.

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add spring water.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Add Spring Water!

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Fill it with spring water.

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how do you make a water bed more bouncy?

add spring water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sizzlingmaniac69
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Just add some spring water

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A pun

How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Antslagmygamelol
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Making a water bed bouncy is easy. All you have to do is

Use spring water

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My daughter wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday.

The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...

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