By adding spring water!
Rick O'Shea.
I said, “That’s outrageous!”
He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”
I swear this is a true organic dad joke I had tonight. Felt I’d share it with reddit.
My kid came up to me and says “oh no, look dad, it needs a bandaid” as she gently presents her imaginarily injured bouncy ball.
I looked at my kid and said “I don’t think it needs a bandaid, he looks like he’s going to bounce back”
It’s just another product of inflation
But I wasn't sure if that was something I really wanted to jump into.
That's inflation for you
Due to inflation
That’s inflation for you.
We were watching the news and some story about a bouncy house the flew up into the air with kids still inside came on and my dad said "Well, that's quite a bang for your buck."
She had just come back from walking our other dog. I asked her what the temperature was like outside, because it was supposed to get into the 70's.
She said, "It's nice, I only had to put on my jean jacket."
"So you're telling me it's in the 80's?"
"You take bouncy castles far too seriously," my son replied.
My brother and I were told we'd become lords of castles when my father passed. The mischievous old git was true to his word: my brother is now lord of a bouncy castle, and I rule a fairy-tale castle.
He feels let down, but I'm made up!
Today, I went out to lunch with some fellas from my office, Dave and Mike.
We all opted for the "beer and sandwich deal": any beer < $6 and any sandwich from the lunch menu for $10. Can't beat that in Hoboken, NJ.
One of my coworkers ordered a Sam Adams something-or-other and our bouncy little waitress pranced off to fetch our beverages. When the waitress returned with our potables she placed a beer, amber in color, 1/2" or so foamy head, in front of my coworker and said:
"Sam?"
To which I immediately announced "No, that's Dave."
Laughs were had all around. I cringed at myself but I couldn't help it.
Cuz' he wanted to be a Bouncy Hunter!
^^^Please ^^^^don't ^^^^^hurt ^^^^^^me.
^^^^^^^I ^^^^^^^stole ^^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^from ^^^^^^Tear ^^^^^^of ^^^^^^Grace
"This bouncy castle is twice the price of last year" Dad no "That's.." Please no dad "..Inflation for you" kids start crying
I was decorating a bouncy ball usually reserved for pediatric patients to look like an eyeball, cause it's 5 am and I'm bored. Co-worker walks by and asks "Why is there an eyeball sitting on your keyboard" My reply, "Just keeping an eye on things". She groaned.
My young daughter really used to like that cartoon character "Dora the Explorer" and one day my wife bought her a bouncy ball with the Dora motif on it. She showed it to me and I said "That's adorable". Because it was a Dora ball. Apparently 4yo is too young for puns.
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By adding spring water.
You add spring water
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You add Spring water.
Use, spring water.
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Add Spring Water!
Fill it with spring water.
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Just add some spring water
How do you make a water bed more bouncy? Add spring water
Use spring water
The rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000 dollars. That's inflation for you...
