French swing-dancing flash mob exclaims in dismay at being arrested for disorderly conduct.
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︎ May 20 2021
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What smells of egg and swings through the jungle?
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︎ Apr 24 2021
We have an awesome tire swing at our home and my two year old started to push it, with no one on it, and I noticed he was pushing it harder and harder and I got worried it would come back and hit him
He was playing with tire.
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Why do white bears who are attracted to both sexes have mood swings?
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︎ Apr 17 2021
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Whatβs yellow and swings from cake to cake?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Last night I was dreaming I was swing in a ocean of Fanta...
but turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
My buddy Linux would always lead the lineup with a bunt and steal second shortly after. And no matter how bad I wanted to swing for the fences, if the batter before me didn't make first; coach would turn to me and say......
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock Knock "who's there" Not Sally
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︎ Dec 09 2020
How can Jedis swing so lightly with a lightsaber and still cut through everything so easily.
They swing with alot of Force.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I'm holding a 17th Century Party, and all the Enlightenment thinkers can swing by - except one.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, βWait! Iβm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned and said: βAnd you will dialogue.β
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︎ Dec 16 2019
A lumberjack was out cutting down trees in the forest one day. He went to swing his axe and the tree screamed "WAIT! I'M A TALKING TREE!!!!"
The lumberjack looked up at the tree and paused saying "well, you may be a talking tree, but I'll see that you die a log!"
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Do you all remember being in the back yard and dad pushing you in the tire swing?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
No matter how we pitched the human organs to the other team, they'd swing and miss...
They didn't even bat an eye.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
My wife said that her mood swings,
Well mine usually goes down the slide.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
A grandfather clock swings both ways
Thatβs why we βwatch the hours go biβ
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︎ Jun 16 2020
What's brown and swings from the belltower?
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Swing and a hit
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︎ Apr 04 2020
These crazy mood swings
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︎ Sep 09 2019
Did you know Helen Keller had a swing-set in her back yard?
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︎ Oct 10 2019
Whatβs white, light and sugary and swings through trees? ...
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︎ Sep 22 2019
Why does earth always have mood swings?
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︎ Jan 17 2020
How do you feel about swing sets?
I go back and forth on them.
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︎ Oct 07 2019
What do you call a train with constant mood swings?
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︎ Mar 27 2019
All these Spider-Man meme's are in full swing
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︎ Sep 11 2018
What do you call a cup that falls off a swing?
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Dad: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Kid: why?
Dad: because she had no arms!
Kid: laughs youβre so funny dad
Dad: hereβs another... knock knock!
Kid: whoβs there??
Dad: NOT SALLY!
Kid: ....
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︎ Feb 11 2019
What kind of bats swing upside down?
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︎ Oct 07 2018
Did you hear Nintendo has a patent for a swing set based console?
They call it the Nintendo Wheeeeeeeeeee!
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︎ Apr 12 2018
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
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︎ Nov 22 2016
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you
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︎ Apr 16 2021
I walked into a bar and there was a whole line of people waiting to take a swing at me.
I guess you could call that a punch line
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, βWait! Iβm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned, βAnd you will dialogue!"
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︎ Jun 09 2018
Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock knock who's there
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︎ May 08 2020
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
because she has no arms.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
What's brown and swings from the bell tower ?
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Why did Sarah fall of the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
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︎ Aug 07 2019
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She didn't have any arms..
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︎ Jan 18 2019
Did you know Helen Keller had a swing-set in her back yard? No?
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︎ Aug 10 2019
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