The Swing Puns

A list of puns related to "The Swing"

This guy at the park, starting his own swing band. v.redd.it/z05skxjl60j61
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👤︎ u/Anxious_Spell487
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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My buddy Linux would always lead the lineup with a bunt and steal second shortly after. And no matter how bad I wanted to swing for the fences, if the batter before me didn't make first; coach would turn to me and say......

UBUNTU.

SurPise!

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👤︎ u/MatthewLee1980
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock "who's there" Not Sally

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👤︎ u/Fabulos4
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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I'm holding a 17th Century Party, and all the Enlightenment thinkers can swing by - except one.

Immanuel Kan't.

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👤︎ u/Supah_Cole
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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A lumberjack was out cutting down trees in the forest one day. He went to swing his axe and the tree screamed "WAIT! I'M A TALKING TREE!!!!"

The lumberjack looked up at the tree and paused saying "well, you may be a talking tree, but I'll see that you die a log!"

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👤︎ u/myonlineidentity9090
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned and said: “And you will dialogue.”

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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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Do you all remember being in the back yard and dad pushing you in the tire swing?

Those were Goodyears

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👤︎ u/konajones
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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No matter how we pitched the human organs to the other team, they'd swing and miss...

They didn't even bat an eye.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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What's brown and swings from the belltower?

The lunch bag of Notre Dame

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👤︎ u/Remo1975
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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Dad: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Kid: why?

Dad: because she had no arms!

Kid: laughs you’re so funny dad

Dad: here’s another... knock knock!

Kid: who’s there??

Dad: NOT SALLY!

Kid: ....

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👤︎ u/Thesmartguava
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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With the World Cup in Full Swing

I texted my 13 year old nephew about tonight USA v. Ghana game.

"Do you think we're Ghana win?"

"Are they ghana give us a chance?"

He was not amused.

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👤︎ u/NameIdeas
📅︎ Jun 16 2014
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A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 09 2018
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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock knock who's there

Not Sally

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👤︎ u/tjeters
📅︎ May 08 2020
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Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she has no arms.

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

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👤︎ u/Scruluce
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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What's brown and swings from the bell tower ?

The lunch bag of Notre Dame

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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Why did Sarah fall of the swing?

She had no arms.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Not Sarah.

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👤︎ u/GingaGames
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

She didn't have any arms..

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👤︎ u/code_engine
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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