That's the punch line.
Immanuel Kan't.
Jump Jive and Whale
The lumberjack looked up at the tree and paused saying "well, you may be a talking tree, but I'll see that you die a log!"
Well mine usually goes down the slide.
Those were Goodyears
They didn't even bat an eye.
The lumberjack grinned and said: “And you will dialogue.”
That’s why we ‘watch the hours go bi’
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
Not Sally
Because it's bipolar
...neither did she
...a meringue-utan
I go back and forth on them.
the bipolar express
A tumbler!
Kid: why?
Dad: because she had no arms!
Kid: laughs you’re so funny dad
Dad: here’s another... knock knock!
Kid: who’s there??
Dad: NOT SALLY!
Kid: ....
They call it the Nintendo Wheeeeeeeeeee!
It’s the menopaws.
A bi-polar bear.
Tarzipan.
I texted my 13 year old nephew about tonight USA v. Ghana game.
"Do you think we're Ghana win?"
"Are they ghana give us a chance?"
He was not amused.
It's tradition to watch A Christmas Story at least like nine times on Christmas in my family. There's a part where Ralphie stares into the camera and smiles after getting away with lying to his mother. Trying to be funny, I said "What the hell's he lookin at!?"
My sister answers with "The camera! It's like in The Office."
Me: "You know, I could never get into The Office."
Dad: "You should find the key, then."
Merry dadmas!
The lumberjack grinned, “And you will dialogue!"
The lunch bag of Notre Dame
because she has no arms.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
She had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Neither did she.
She didn't have any arms..
