Golf Stroke Puns

A list of puns related to "Golf Stroke"

What does life and golf and in common?

The less strokes you have, the better.

Edit* “What does life and golf have in common” not “...and in common”

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👤︎ u/JimReaperSr
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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It is scientifically proven that eating cookies reduces the chance of you getting a stroke.

Mostly golf strokes, swimming strokes, tennis strokes etc.

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👤︎ u/UnholyRingbearer8819
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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I just saved someone from having a stroke!

I live on the edge of a golf course, and someone’s golf ball landed in our yard, so I grabbed it, ran over to the fairway before they got there and tossed it on. I saved them a penalty stroke!

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👤︎ u/Alpine4
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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