Handicap (golf) Puns

A list of puns related to "Handicap (golf)"

Depending on your golf handicap you can move your tee forwards or backwards

Move it too far forward and it becomes a birdie tee.

Too far back and it becomes a bogey tee

Get it just right?

Now that's a party.

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👤︎ u/SorryForTheRainDelay
📅︎ May 02 2020
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You know why there’s no reserved parking at golf clubs?

Because everyone has a handicap

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👤︎ u/SanguineL
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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I like my women like I like my golf scores

In their 80s with a slight handicap

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👤︎ u/charlieboydawg
📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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Dad zinged me when I told him about my golf score

I came out under par, wondered aloud what my handicap is.

Pops: "Usually it's your sense of humor!"

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👤︎ u/chipmunk7000
📅︎ Dec 06 2016
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My dad had a bad stroke

He would never golf again.

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👤︎ u/thedeadlinger
📅︎ Nov 01 2016
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