Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
The creature of the month: Octobe(a)r!
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︎ Oct 27 2020
My wife went into labor today, so I read the front page of /r/DadJokes to her as a distraction from the pain. Unfortunately, she didnβt laugh once, was clearly not amused and I have no idea why...
It must have been the delivery...
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...
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︎ Aug 09 2020
Dad: Years ago I had the opportunity to meet R.E.M., and we even took a picture together with my buddies.
Son: Where are you in the photo?
Dad: That's me in the corner.
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︎ Jun 05 2020
A couple of days ago a man from Korea came to r/uruguay looking for help to make the worlds biggest sandwich. Last night (8:00PM for me - 8:00AM for him) we made it posible!
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︎ May 04 2019
The people on r/specialzedtools don't know a good pun when they see one
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︎ Nov 02 2019
r/showerthoughts is the opposite of a conspiracy theory.
Youβre being brain washed.
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︎ Jan 21 2020
Found in r/lounge. Without a doubt the best comment chain I have seen so far.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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The us navy should commission a new ship and name it "R"
The USS-R
Imagine the Russian navy getting intercepted by it;
"Sir, the USS-R is behind us!"
"Yes, comrade, but a strong Russia is still in our future!"
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Why was the movie about string instruments in a mafia,rated r?
Because it had too much violins.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
R: "Batman, the batmobile is making a clicking sound and won't start." BM: "Check the battery."
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︎ Nov 21 2019
The U.S.S.R Should Have Had a Different Leader in the Space Race
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︎ Sep 22 2019
On a post in r/Tifu about a guy who accidentally drank coffe with a snail in the pot.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
[X-Post from r/Tiresaretheenemy] They do it to teach the others a lesson!
imgur.com/OmRL6l6
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︎ Aug 28 2018
Just bought a new bottle of the official aftershave of r/dadjokes
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︎ Aug 03 2019
How do you say, "Richard and Robert retrieved a rabbit" without pronouncing the "r's?"
Dick and Bob caught a bunny.
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︎ May 27 2016
From the comments of a post on r/notinteresting
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︎ Jan 08 2019
On mobile the r/perfect loops suggestion showed a wheel of ck that rotated between o and i. It said ick ock ick ockβ¦obviously the T was cut off from the top. But watching it with out the the T made me think of Wild Bill
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︎ Apr 18 2019
I was naturally excited to have stumbled upon this sub, the goldmine of dadjokes. Couldnβt wait to use one of it...so one day while I was browsing, my son asked what was I reading? I took a deep breath of absolute euphoria and satisfaction, grinned widely and said, βThey r/dadjokes.β
The son said, βWhatβs slash dad jokes?β
Kids, right!
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︎ May 12 2019
A bit of advice for whoever wrote the open letter to /r/dadjokes yesterday...
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︎ Jan 28 2018
I wrote a great pun on r/Jokes about The Legend of Zelda
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︎ Jun 02 2018
A friend of mine works at a butcher shop. Here are some of the signs he's made for the store. (x-post /r/meat)
Album here: http://imgur.com/a/yc3yJ
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︎ Sep 01 2015
He's got a case of the Mondays (x-posted from /r/funny)
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︎ Apr 24 2017
Guy blew a red light and got into a pretty bad accident. A quick scan of the interior gives a pretty good idea of why he couldn't stop. (X-post from r/justrolledintotheshop)
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︎ Mar 06 2018
My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.
I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.
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︎ Jan 31 2019
A note for the mods of r/dadjokes
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︎ Jan 28 2018
Pun chat in the tindersphere... Please r/puns, can we have a collective βuggghhhhhβ that these people even exist?
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︎ Nov 02 2017
My dog takes a walk the same way I browse /r/dadjokes.
We check out almost all the posts and piss on about half of them.
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︎ Nov 24 2018
I'm campaigning to become a moderator of /r/dadjokes. This is the platform I'm running on.
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︎ Mar 29 2016
A patient ran into the E.R.
And told the Dr.
βDR. DR. I ONLY HAVE 58 SECONDS LEFT TO LIVE!β
And the Dr. Replied,
βIβll be with you in a minute.β
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︎ Mar 07 2019
A closed letter to the mods of r/dadjokes
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︎ Jan 28 2018
A man who knows how to handle a grill always makes the girls wet... [x-post from r/killthecameraman]
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︎ Jul 11 2017
The eyes of a seal pup are pure black because they don't go to school. Instead they spend their time clubbing, so...no pupils. (x post /r/ShittyAnimalFacts)
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︎ May 08 2018
Found on r/MapPorn on a map about Islamic Conquest of Iberia in the 8th century
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︎ Jul 05 2018
In a serious food fight, a food fight to the death, what would be the most appropriate food weapon? (found dad in r/AskReddit)
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/615gh8/in_a_serious_food_fight_a_food_fight_to_the_death/dfc7q3q/
Answer - Extra Sharp Cheddar
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︎ Mar 24 2017
In the dictionary, r/dadjokes is in the middle of r/dadjoke and r/dadjokesinhistory so I guess you could say itβs in a sub sandwich.
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︎ Aug 07 2018
A quick journey into the merchandising genius of Hillary's campaign gift shop. [x-post from /u/JaroLink in /r/The_Donald]
sli.mg/a/2aSZUr
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︎ May 11 2016
I tried a legendary /r/puns pun on my friend the other day. I don't think he liked it.
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︎ Jul 03 2013
/r/DadJokes for the lazy - A video with some of the best one-liner dad jokes submitted in 2016
https://youtu.be/15JgRNjVM8E
After browsing through some of the past year's posts, I decided to make this video capturing some of the best of what was posted here! All one-liners that translate well do video. Hope you enjoy the recap of the year!
If people like this, I may start making a series of some of the top subs posts as "Reddit for the Lazy" videos, a tl;dr of the top posts, in a single-click video!
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︎ Dec 04 2016
Everytime I use the gym at my church I feel a stabbing pain in my side... (x-post r/dadjokes)
I guess Pontious Pilates just isn't for me
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︎ Jul 19 2016
Dad said we had a massive leak in the fridge. (x-post from r/funny)
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︎ Oct 06 2013
[X-post from /r/puns] I'm a big fan of the Russian monarch of canyons,
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︎ Aug 07 2017
Girl: How many letters are in the alphabet? Boy: 26. Girl: I thought there was 21? Boy: No? Girl: βOh, I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q Tβ.
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︎ Sep 03 2017
To the r/dadjokes mods, a letter.
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