Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "R&R"
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It had in tents violins.
Certain related tribes in sub-Saharan Africa often raided each other's villages when most folk were herding animals. Sometimes they would take vegetables and water, but more often taking little things, to gently mock each other. It was all in good fun. After a successful raid, the "winning" tribe would celebrate by dancing under the stars, or in one of their large, grass-covered spirit houses.
One day, the Imaqi took their Satari shaman's sceptre. The following day, the Satari not only stole the sceptre back, but also the Imaqi chief's regalia.
It went back and forth, until, on a rare and daring escapade, three Imaqi warriors stole the Santari chief's throne. They put it on display, above their chief's throne in the spirit house.
The Imaqi thought that this was hilarious, and as it was beginning to rain, made merry and danced in the spirit house. Suddenly, the heavy throne on display fell down and killed a number of the dancing revelers.
The moral should be obvious: those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Ο r Β² ? Pie are not square! Pie are round-cornbread are square.
I got this joke from my dad.
But really it's the C
So today, a subreddit.
Elijah Wood
Hi, leaving r/dadjokes, I'm dad.
Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.
She craves anarchy.
This really speaks volumes.
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You will be mist.
Too much cursing.
Groan-up jokes
...for the order of 1,000 Caramel Mach-E autos.
So they are putting the order on hold.
But it be the C!
Please know the scorecard isn't mine. I shamelessly stole that from google search.
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