R.I.P
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Found this on r/technicallythetruth
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Iโ€™m about to share a joke thatโ€™ll turn r/dadjokes upside down

sวสžoษพpษp/ษน

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Smart dog originally from R/Memes but crossposts arenโ€™t aloud
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Found on r/mathjokes

https://preview.redd.it/ns4jx85eiwr61.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=542c280b51b92692635ba7a7c4d13dfe6105bec8

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Why was the movie about camping fiddlers rated R?

It had in tents violins.

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From r/askreddit's thread "If your sex life was a country, what country would it be and why?"
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R.I.P little rock.
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They had some nerve posting this in r/TIHI
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Found this on r/funny, so probably a repost
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Handing this off to r/historymemes for a Belgian Congo comment chain
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A salutary lesson. Posted to r/jokes, probably more Dad-like

Certain related tribes in sub-Saharan Africa often raided each other's villages when most folk were herding animals. Sometimes they would take vegetables and water, but more often taking little things, to gently mock each other. It was all in good fun. After a successful raid, the "winning" tribe would celebrate by dancing under the stars, or in one of their large, grass-covered spirit houses.

One day, the Imaqi took their Satari shaman's sceptre. The following day, the Satari not only stole the sceptre back, but also the Imaqi chief's regalia.

It went back and forth, until, on a rare and daring escapade, three Imaqi warriors stole the Santari chief's throne. They put it on display, above their chief's throne in the spirit house.

The Imaqi thought that this was hilarious, and as it was beginning to rain, made merry and danced in the spirit house. Suddenly, the heavy throne on display fell down and killed a number of the dancing revelers.

The moral should be obvious: those who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

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From r/memes
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From r/titleporn
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ฯ€ r ยฒ

ฯ€ r ยฒ ? Pie are not square! Pie are round-cornbread are square.

I got this joke from my dad.

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From another one of my posts on r/aww
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Lol (Got it from r/memes)
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r/NatureIsFuckingLit, right?
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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Most think it's the R.

But really it's the C

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Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.

So today, a subreddit.

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cross post from r/RedSmileGroup :-)
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Found this little โœจg e mโœจ on r/technicallythetruth
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Is there anyone who would act in a movie based on J.R.R Tolkien's The Silmarillion?

Elijah Wood

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I'm leaving r/dadjokes...

Hi, leaving r/dadjokes, I'm dad.

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R.N.L.I, robot.
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The punny side of r/antimeme
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Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
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From r/technicallythetruth
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To all of you who have been disowned by fathers. In honor of pride month and on behalf of all dads of R/dadjokes I just wanna say, buffalo.

Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.

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well said (via r/whitepeopletwitter) imgur.com/GspHtJX
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My daughter was playing with my computer and she broke the R button and tried to eat it.

She craves anarchy.

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"Length times width times height. Pi times r-squared times h. Four-thirds times pi times r-cubed."

This really speaks volumes.

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/r/puns best of 2020 nomination thread!

Edit: Winner:- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/knrrk1/rpuns_best_of_2020_nomination_thread/ghx6xyy

Welcome to /r/puns bestof 2020 nomination thread! A chance to win reddit premium.

Comment below the links of posts/comments that were exceptional.

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Note: The person who nominates will also get award if the post they nominate is good. (Very likely you will get it :)

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R.I.P. Boiled Water

You will be mist.

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All the Harry Potter movies should have been rated R.

Too much cursing.

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/r/puns appreciates it.
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Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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What do you call R-rated puns

Groan-up jokes

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Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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Thereโ€™s a Bounty on my head [X-Post: r/IndiaSocial]
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The Ford Motor Company suspects r/wallstreetbets is to blame...

...for the order of 1,000 Caramel Mach-E autos.

So they are putting the order on hold.

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Some people think a pirates favourite letter is R

But it be the C!

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Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) Iโ€™ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
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I posted this on r/memes a while ago and it didn't blow up or somthing. I am just so proud of this it makes me laugh every time
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I made a meme on r/golf. It slow rolls a dadjoke. Please enjoy.

Link to post

Please know the scorecard isn't mine. I shamelessly stole that from google search.

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