Is there anyone who would act in a movie based on J.R.R Tolkien's The Silmarillion?

Elijah Wood

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Do you feel that r/puns should have a feature where someone posts an image and everyone tries to makes puns about it(the image) in the comment section?
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Credit to u/the_richard_cranium. In a sub called r/nononono where things that had the potential to go wrong do, a woman struggles to put out a match. She sets it on the table, defeated failing to do so, but she forgot to put it out before doing so.

Confused, another redditor asked β€œWhat kind of match was that?” Cranium replied β€œNo match for her apparently”

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The creature of the month: Octobe(a)r!
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My wife went into labor today, so I read the front page of /r/DadJokes to her as a distraction from the pain. Unfortunately, she didn’t laugh once, was clearly not amused and I have no idea why...

It must have been the delivery...

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I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
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Is there a doctor in the house? <x-post /r/adviseanimals> old.reddit.com/r/AdviceAn…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EsteamPhenomena
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Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.

Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
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Dad: Years ago I had the opportunity to meet R.E.M., and we even took a picture together with my buddies.

Son: Where are you in the photo?

Dad: That's me in the corner.

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A couple of days ago a man from Korea came to r/uruguay looking for help to make the worlds biggest sandwich. Last night (8:00PM for me - 8:00AM for him) we made it posible!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgtobnoxious
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The people on r/specialzedtools don't know a good pun when they see one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_toppo
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Found in r/lounge. Without a doubt the best comment chain I have seen so far.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoeyFalcon
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r/showerthoughts is the opposite of a conspiracy theory.

You’re being brain washed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m3talh3ad05
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RikM
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The us navy should commission a new ship and name it "R"

The USS-R

Imagine the Russian navy getting intercepted by it; "Sir, the USS-R is behind us!" "Yes, comrade, but a strong Russia is still in our future!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleazyridr
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Why was the movie about string instruments in a mafia,rated r?

Because it had too much violins.

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On a post in r/Tifu about a guy who accidentally drank coffe with a snail in the pot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lookarthispost
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R: "Batman, the batmobile is making a clicking sound and won't start." BM: "Check the battery."

R: "What's a tery?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
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The U.S.S.R Should Have Had a Different Leader in the Space Race

He was just Stalin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kqog
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How do you say, "Richard and Robert retrieved a rabbit" without pronouncing the "r's?"

Dick and Bob caught a bunny.

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[X-Post from r/Tiresaretheenemy] They do it to teach the others a lesson! imgur.com/OmRL6l6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pattyomalley
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From the comments of a post on r/notinteresting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/biiemdubayu
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Just bought a new bottle of the official aftershave of r/dadjokes

It’s Pungent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
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On mobile the r/perfect loops suggestion showed a wheel of ck that rotated between o and i. It said ick ock ick ock…obviously the T was cut off from the top. But watching it with out the the T made me think of Wild Bill

Wild Bill Hickock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
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A friend of mine works at a butcher shop. Here are some of the signs he's made for the store. (x-post /r/meat)

Album here: http://imgur.com/a/yc3yJ

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A bit of advice for whoever wrote the open letter to /r/dadjokes yesterday...

Advi

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I wrote a great pun on r/Jokes about The Legend of Zelda

I forgot the link.

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I was naturally excited to have stumbled upon this sub, the goldmine of dadjokes. Couldn’t wait to use one of it...so one day while I was browsing, my son asked what was I reading? I took a deep breath of absolute euphoria and satisfaction, grinned widely and said, β€œThey r/dadjokes.”

The son said, β€œWhat’s slash dad jokes?” Kids, right!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unlucky_genius
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He's got a case of the Mondays (x-posted from /r/funny)
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Guy blew a red light and got into a pretty bad accident. A quick scan of the interior gives a pretty good idea of why he couldn't stop. (X-post from r/justrolledintotheshop)
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A note for the mods of r/dadjokes

🎡

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJSJ15
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My friend 3D printed the letters S A T U R D A Y and S U N D A Y, and then threw those at me with maximum force.

I couldn't get up. I was completely weekend by it.

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Pun chat in the tindersphere... Please r/puns, can we have a collective β€œuggghhhhh” that these people even exist?
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I'm campaigning to become a moderator of /r/dadjokes. This is the platform I'm running on.

http://imgur.com/szcPODP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiiVii
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My dog takes a walk the same way I browse /r/dadjokes.

We check out almost all the posts and piss on about half of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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A man who knows how to handle a grill always makes the girls wet... [x-post from r/killthecameraman]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jentelus
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A closed letter to the mods of r/dadjokes

O

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The eyes of a seal pup are pure black because they don't go to school. Instead they spend their time clubbing, so...no pupils. (x post /r/ShittyAnimalFacts)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
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Found on r/MapPorn on a map about Islamic Conquest of Iberia in the 8th century
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_jupitr
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In a serious food fight, a food fight to the death, what would be the most appropriate food weapon? (found dad in r/AskReddit)

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/615gh8/in_a_serious_food_fight_a_food_fight_to_the_death/dfc7q3q/

Answer - Extra Sharp Cheddar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mappersdelight
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In the dictionary, r/dadjokes is in the middle of r/dadjoke and r/dadjokesinhistory so I guess you could say it’s in a sub sandwich.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brotworst3
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A quick journey into the merchandising genius of Hillary's campaign gift shop. [x-post from /u/JaroLink in /r/The_Donald] sli.mg/a/2aSZUr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tellman1257
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I tried a legendary /r/puns pun on my friend the other day. I don't think he liked it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merglyn
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Everytime I use the gym at my church I feel a stabbing pain in my side... (x-post r/dadjokes)

I guess Pontious Pilates just isn't for me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThanHowWhy
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/r/DadJokes for the lazy - A video with some of the best one-liner dad jokes submitted in 2016

https://youtu.be/15JgRNjVM8E

After browsing through some of the past year's posts, I decided to make this video capturing some of the best of what was posted here! All one-liners that translate well do video. Hope you enjoy the recap of the year!

If people like this, I may start making a series of some of the top subs posts as "Reddit for the Lazy" videos, a tl;dr of the top posts, in a single-click video!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1banana2split
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Dad said we had a massive leak in the fridge. (x-post from r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cffff
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[X-post from /r/puns] I'm a big fan of the Russian monarch of canyons,

Czar Chasm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chimichangarific
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To the r/dadjokes mods, a letter.

A

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