Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one
The first rule of mime club is you don’t talk about mime club.
I always keep a set of golf clubs in my car
I’m prepared for any Caucasian
I had to finish the last half of my golf match naked.
I was only dressed to the nines.
I have two pairs of trousers, but I prefer one of them for golfing
Because there’s a hole in one
The police found a stolen car that had a nearly complete set of golf clubs inside...
They're still looking for the driver!
Three unwritten rules of life.
My friend asked why I always bought an extra pair of socks when golfing...
'In case I get a hole in one'
Why is golf so hard to watch?
Because it’s plot is full of holes
So a bear walks out of the woods onto a golf course
The golfers didn't want to bear with him about the whereabouts of Tiger Woods and ran towards another bearing.
A lion would never play golf.
What does a pirate say to his friend at golf?
Went golfing with a friend who said he can drive a few hundred yards
I said I can drive a couple hundred miles
You know how they knew the Mexican got shot on the golf course
There was a hole in Juan.
I always take spare shoes with me when I go to play golf
In case I get hole in one.
As a courier, I regularly deliver golf equipment to the same guy.
You could say he's found the ideal driver.
What do you call it when a creepy guy goes mini golfing?
Rule of thumb
When cutting, keep it away from the blade.
Dad leaving for his golf game
Dad: "Did you keep my two pair of pants?"
Mom: " umm but why two ?"
Dad: in case i get a hole in one
Dad jokes rule 1 and rule 6
Mods,
Can we re enforce rule 1 and change rule 6 to no NSFW and NSFL jokes in the sub please.
Cheers
A dad that came here for material to tell my son.
DAD JOKES ARE NOT DIRTY.
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
My favourite sport starts with a "T".
What are the unspoken rules of sign language?
Why didn't the pro golfer wear his golf shoes during the round? (Compliments of my stylist)
Because he's got a hole in one.
I took two pairs of socks golfing
In case I got a hole in one
I've spent all morning trying to think of a quality pun, just to come up with THIS otter rubbish.
I asked a golf fan and a race fan what there favorite thing was about the sport?
They both said they like to watch people drive
Subway just opened a golf course
Why did the sheep keep breaking the rules?
It was a mutton for punishment.
My Son Ate a Bunch of Scrabble Tiles. My Wife is Scared but I'm not...
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face"
Chinese takeout: $11.77. Price of gas to get there: $3.00
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
Did you hear the one about what some insects say when they’re golfing?
Never mind. I’m sure you’ve heard it bee fore.
Today on a walk my son was asking about a bunch of plants and stuff, he pointed to one and I said it was a fungi.
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Grandma is always saying to me ' Hey what's the name of that German guy again who keeps taking my stuff '
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
I have a theory that yeast will one day rule the world
Always part of a classical dish
As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight
Seems a little inappropriate having a strip club across the road from Mini golf in town. I’m a pretty liberal guy but if I’m having a day out with my family the last thing I want to look across the road and see is a bunch of losers playing mini golf.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Everytime i go golfing i bring an extra pair of socks with me.
Just in case i get a hole in one
"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?"
"In case they get a hole in one!"
I always bring an extra pair of underwear when I go golfing
Just incase I get a hole in one.
There are 3 unwritten rules in life:
A lion would never play golf...
A lion would never play golf
I always bring an extra pair of pants golfing...
...just in case I get a hole in one.
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