A list of puns related to "Golf Course"
The groundskeeper!
The dad said “it’s a home-in-one”
But I couldn't ignore the red flags any longer.
... I found the work oft-putting.
Because my chips are so good.
He hit an orange slice!
He got a hole in one
I tried it out, but it wasn't very good.
It was sub-par.
According to him, it’s in case he gets a hole in one.
It was a par time job.
Jurassic Par
...right in the FOREhead
It just doesn’t pay to be the Par King.
Apparently you go to jail for killing a protected species.
Unimpressive until you hit the links
I thought it was a great idea but the reviews said the experience was sub-par.
He said “drive safe!” And I said “drive safe!”
The collared greens
I go to great links to avoid them.
He liked to putter around.
RIP. Miss the old man.
Because he was horsing a-round.
It was a hole in Juan.
Before you ask, yes, I'm selling the hole business.
They have a rough job.
Call it "Puttin' on The Ritz".
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years
He said absolutely! They won't let you go naked.
There's a new golf course that was built inside of a submarine. It's small, but people enjoy the novelty of it. The quality of the course isn't great though, so the general consensus seems to be that the whole experience is rather sub par.
So I told him it was because he was "Putin" a lot of pressure on us...
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Me: "You know, if I could hit it consistently in a straight line, lifting weights would really be...working out for me"
Him: "..."
He thought it was dumb and so should you
I was playing golf with my dad and his friend, we had all hit our tee shots in the rough on the right side of the fairway.
>Me: This sucks, we're all in a bad position.
>Dad: Why? Being right is great!
>Me: ??
>Dad: It's better than being wrong!
Thanks dad, I still got a double bogey....
He was talking about the busyness of his funeral home compared to others around the area to which I retorted, 'Well man you know what they say about the funeral business, people are just dying to get in there!'... He didn't laugh.
In case you get a hole in one.
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