It would be a travesty.
Move it too far forward and it becomes a birdie tee.
Too far back and it becomes a bogey tee
Get it just right?
Now that's a party.
He didn't want to foursome.
Attire.
You're too tents.
And he joined the kids playing a pick up game while I talked to the coaches.
The coach said, "He's pretty good, what is he, four?"
I said, "I have no idea what he's for. "
I guess you could say he couldnβt see the faux wrist for the tees.
His depu-tee.
Give me your best golf/pirate puns. All I can think of is High Tees (high seas) or something about a hook.
To minimise casual tees
He said, βIβve told you a million times, money doesnβt glow on Tees.β
The golf tee.
Over there itβs βDer Teeβ
He always wears his tee-shirt when golfing.
But then my Dad reminded me: money doesnβt glow on tees.
To minimize casual tees...
I replied "so you're suggesting they need an LGBTee?"
A moustache.
Are they guilty of resisting a rest?
A tee party.
He followed the enchanting voice till he came upon a singing yellowfin tuna. He knew he had found something incredible. He caught the fish, kept it alive and returned home.
He showed his friends and posted videos on tik tok, and the singing fish went viral. It could sing almost anything, but Pavarotti was it's favorite.
The fisherman toured around the world with the fish and set up a website to sell merch. The clothing he made sold like crazy, so he ordered thousands of short sleeve shirts to be made in advance.
Unfortunately, the fish died, and the public lost interest. The fisherman was left with endless opera tuna tees.
She replied "It's a mystery."
I said "Doesn't it say on the cover?"
Cue eye rolling.
Whoβs there
To
To who?
Itβs to whom.
I once had a job in a t-shirt factory. Every day, t-shirts would come down the line, and using this big rubber stamp, Iβd apply a handful of dots to them, at random, to just given them a general design that wasnβt blank t-shirt. It was soul sucking, but it paid the bills.
However, I kept running into a problem. I wasnβt applying the dots fast enough. It was a mental thing - Iβd get hung up on where should I apply the next dot so it doesnβt look bad, etc. But one of the guys whoβd been there longer than I had gave me a piece of advice. He told me to cross to my eyes. That way, I could just kinda zone out and hit the t-shirt a few times randomly without paying much attention to where exactly I was applying the dots. It worked like magic.
Well eventually I was getting ready to leave the factory and they had me train my replacement. It only took one day. I left him with one piece of advice. I told him not to get too hung up on the specific details but just to make sure he dotted his tees and crossed his eyes.
But whatever fore?
A little birdie told me golf puns are a great way to make friends, so I thought I might as well join the club. I had to wedge myself into a car to get there, and boy did I realize the irony of doing so when I met the driver! He handed me a bunch of donuts, and I was so happy, there was a hole in one! When I got to the club, the driver kept telling me he had to put the car into par for it to stop moving! So I got of of the car and walked through the door only to realize that my driver had ditched me. Talk about rough right?
Anyway, thats all the golf puns I have for now, say for this last one.
Tee-hee!
Iced Tee
Itβs gonna be quite the par-tee.
Dad: How'd you sleep??
Everyone: Good, and you?
Dad: I slept with my eyes closed.
Dad: http://imgur.com/M3jPjIA
Tighty white-tees
He just requested $50 from me for β6 and under tee ball registration fee.β
High koala tee.
Ciudad.
They perform a tee test. To determine if it's normally distributed.
As my wife was taking out 1 yr old upstairs for a nap she requested, "can you dump out my coffee? It tastes like tea". This is what I saw when I dumped her coffee out:
https://imgur.com/gallery/11r9U
Does it still count as a dad joke if it's executed by a mom?
Without hesitation, I immediately said I have a βtoeβtee...
Then I proceeded to laugh hysterically... at my own joke... I am not ashamed. ππ€·π»ββοΈ
They suffered heavy casual tees.
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