The ball was dropped at the ball drop.
I don't think anyone is shocked.
(Source: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/capitol-riot-taser-death)
Had it over a year now. Has served me well.
He certainly has plenty of experience
Well, it was his birthday and he looks good in a dinner suit.
I mist it.
and then it hit me
And said βI guess the ball is working today!β. His first real joke. Iβm so proud!
βoonβ.
Now theyβre under a buck.
Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
He was fired recently.
DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.
When its sliced.
Then it hit me
A bad juggler...
She replied βthe ball is round daddyβ (with a straight face) So I tell her βno, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!β
She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says βIβM REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!β Then throws it right back at me.
Proud dad moment.
"That's the goal at least."
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname βthe machineβ for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him βHow does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?β
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. βWhat do you mean?β He said.
The reporter clarified βliterally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!β
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed βyeah, my greatest failure...β
βWhat do you mean?β Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh letβs out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
βIβve been aiming left this whole timeβ
She had mittens.
well it came down.
The dad said βitβs a home-in-oneβ
Now our relationship is tainted.
Roll reversal
A white christmas
Before anyone else says anything, it said,
"You better serve me here, or I'm taking you to court!"
Bingo
Dead center.
She gagged.
The uncles.
Pretty nuts am I right
Sparky!
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I get a real kick out of them.
I was ready and wading!
You walk him and pitch to the rhino.
but they keep ending up in the gutter.
He always wears his tee-shirt when golfing.
A baseball.
