Tee Ball Puns

Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.

And he joined the kids playing a pick up game while I talked to the coaches.

The coach said, "He's pretty good, what is he, four?"

I said, "I have no idea what he's for. "

He just requested $50 from me for “6 and under tee ball registration fee.”

In my business law class we were discussing this court case. In the case, a woman named Courtney was hitting off the tee box at a country club and sliced the shot off the course. The ball hit a guy who was working on a nearby roof, and gave him permanent brain damage. Our professor then asked us who we thought was responsible for the damages: the golf course, the course designer, or the woman. A student in the back asks "Well what if Courtney was drunk while she was playing" to which our professor responded

"Well then we would just have a classic case of drinking... and driving."

I'm still not sure which was louder, my friend and I bursting out laughing or the collective groan that filled the room.

My dad and I went galling this morming, and a flock of birds was sitting on the fairway of the third hole as we got to the tee box. I asked him how many strokes we would get off our score if we hit a bird.

As he stepped up to address the ball, he said calmly "It's an automatic birdie."

At the tee box about 15 yards in front of us were some ducks. I teed off and hit the ball fairly low and came pretty close to hitting one. My dad said, "good thing he ducked to get out of the way."

I was playing golf with my grandfather and I was having a pretty bad day. Some birds start to fly down right in front of the tee box and the rest goes like this Me: Oh man all my balls have gone really high, I hope i don't hit a bird Grandpa: That would be the closet thing to a birdie you would have all day Me: ... Grandpa: Falls over from laughing so hard

Tiger woods tees off and the ball lands right of the fairway. "Must have been a gusta wind."

My dad tees off and the ball hooks right into the trees. We try to find it but can't...

"I think it's lost in the woods, dad."

"Welp... Guess next spring a new golf ball tree will be sproutin..."