It would be a travesty.
Move it too far forward and it becomes a birdie tee.
Too far back and it becomes a bogey tee
Get it just right?
Now that's a party.
He didn't want to foursome.
Attire.
You're too tents.
And he joined the kids playing a pick up game while I talked to the coaches.
The coach said, "He's pretty good, what is he, four?"
I said, "I have no idea what he's for. "
This happened today and my son hated it, but it got a great laugh from my wife.
We were talking at lunch today and I asked my son how he felt being taller than his dad now. He said "I don't know". Just like a teenager would.
I told him in full dad joke mode that I was afraid he would be looking down on me now. He then said if you feel that way I will get you a step ladder. I said "that would work but then I would be your step dad!"
Unfortunately, there were many casual tees.
He met the grill of his dreams
I guess you could say he couldn’t see the faux wrist for the tees.
Give me your best golf/pirate puns. All I can think of is High Tees (high seas) or something about a hook.
To minimise casual tees
The golf tee.
He said, “I’ve told you a million times, money doesn’t glow on Tees.”
Over there it’s “Der Tee”
He always wears his tee-shirt when golfing.
I replied "so you're suggesting they need an LGBTee?"
But then my Dad reminded me: money doesn’t glow on tees.
To minimize casual tees...
A moustache.
Are they guilty of resisting a rest?
She replied "It's a mystery."
I said "Doesn't it say on the cover?"
Cue eye rolling.
He followed the enchanting voice till he came upon a singing yellowfin tuna. He knew he had found something incredible. He caught the fish, kept it alive and returned home.
He showed his friends and posted videos on tik tok, and the singing fish went viral. It could sing almost anything, but Pavarotti was it's favorite.
The fisherman toured around the world with the fish and set up a website to sell merch. The clothing he made sold like crazy, so he ordered thousands of short sleeve shirts to be made in advance.
Unfortunately, the fish died, and the public lost interest. The fisherman was left with endless opera tuna tees.
Dad: How'd you sleep??
Everyone: Good, and you?
Dad: I slept with my eyes closed.
Dad: http://imgur.com/M3jPjIA
I once had a job in a t-shirt factory. Every day, t-shirts would come down the line, and using this big rubber stamp, I’d apply a handful of dots to them, at random, to just given them a general design that wasn’t blank t-shirt. It was soul sucking, but it paid the bills.
However, I kept running into a problem. I wasn’t applying the dots fast enough. It was a mental thing - I’d get hung up on where should I apply the next dot so it doesn’t look bad, etc. But one of the guys who’d been there longer than I had gave me a piece of advice. He told me to cross to my eyes. That way, I could just kinda zone out and hit the t-shirt a few times randomly without paying much attention to where exactly I was applying the dots. It worked like magic.
Well eventually I was getting ready to leave the factory and they had me train my replacement. It only took one day. I left him with one piece of advice. I told him not to get too hung up on the specific details but just to make sure he dotted his tees and crossed his eyes.
It’s gonna be quite the par-tee.
Ciudad.
Tighty white-tees
He just requested $50 from me for “6 and under tee ball registration fee.”
High koala tee.
As my wife was taking out 1 yr old upstairs for a nap she requested, "can you dump out my coffee? It tastes like tea". This is what I saw when I dumped her coffee out:
https://imgur.com/gallery/11r9U
Does it still count as a dad joke if it's executed by a mom?
To minimize casual tees
To minimize casual tees
To minimise casual tees
