What is the difference between a teepee and George Michaelβs toupee?
Oneβs a wigwam, oneβs a Wham! wig.
I told my doctor I keep dreaming I've turned into a wigwam or a teepee.
He said, "You're too tense".
Doctor, help me! Sometimes I think Iβm a Teepee and other times I think Iβm a wigwam!
Doctor: obviously, youβre two tents
My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I canβt tell if heβs drawing snakes, mountains, teepeeβs, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:
Clockβs a doodled doo.
I went to the doctor, told him I keep having these dreams I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. Teepee then a wigwam. What's wrong with me, I asked.
Oh, that's easy, said the doctor: you're two tents. (too tense)
Wife: I'm having second thoughts about booking a week long stay at the teepee camp
Me: No, you're just having a reservation reservation reservation
Patient (at a therapist): I keep having these dreams. First Iβm a teepee; then Iβm a wigwam; then a teepee; then a wigwam. Itβs making me crazy. Whatβs wrong with me?
Therapist: You need to relax. Youβre two tents.
Some days I feel like I'm a teepee...
Other days I feel like I'm a wigwam. Maybe I'm two tents.
Credit:Jeff Pickering
This guy ran up to me and started shouting "I'M A TEEPEE, I'M A WIGWAM, I'M A TEEPEE, I'M A WIGWAM!"
I replied, "Calm down sir, you're two tents!"
A guy walks into a therapistβs office exclaiming, βTeepee wigwam teepee wigwam!β
The therapist says, βCalm down, youβre two tents.β
I went to my psychiatrist and said, "Doc. Every night I have this dream. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam.
He said relax, you're two tents.
A bloke goes to the doctor and says, βsometimes I feel like wigwam and sometime I feel like a teepeeβ.
Doctor says, βthatβs alright; youβre just too tense.β
Whenever my mom was upset my father would say "You're a Teepee, You're a Wigwam!"
"YOU'RE TWO TENTS"
Doctor, I keep dreaming I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam. What's wrong?
That's easy, you're two tents.
Patient to therapist: "Doc, I keep dreaming of a wigwam; then a teepee. Then a wigwam, then a teepee."
Therapist: "Obviously, you're just two tents."
