"Did you hear about the new zombie game that all they do is watch dough rise?"

"It's called Bread Rising."

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👤︎ u/QuitePasta
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Being undead only sometimes sucks.

I wondered why zombies, ghouls, and vampires are so closely associated. After all, why would decaying shambling corpses be associated with the suave Dracula-esque? then it hit me:

Most vampires are necromancers, but not all necromancers are vampires.

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📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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