Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. β€œSomething for this I have.” Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

β€œSomething I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

β€œThat’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. β€œI’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

β€œMaster Yoda!” he asks. β€œWhat did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, β€œA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...

She says, β€œOh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”

The guy replies, β€œI don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
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A carrot and his wife are walking home from a party late at night and he gets hit by a car.

Mrs. Carrot takes him to the ER and after a day of surgery, the doctor steps out and says, "Mrs. Carrot, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, we saved your husband. The bad news is, he's going to be a vegetable the rest of his life."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LargeBigHuge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17
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My girlfriend was walking thru the city with stilettos on when a part of one gave out...

She said, "what the heel!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried...

I'd always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.

I'll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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What kind of running means walking ?

Running out of gas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?

A hurricane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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Two lions walking through the Savannah, first one says β€˜waaarghhhhhhh’

Second one says β€˜sciatica still playing up?’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpapastu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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Got told this one is scouts a long time ago. If you’re Russian when you’re walking in the bathroom and German when you come out, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

European

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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My friend was confused when he saw me walking around with bananas on my feet.

I told him they were my slippers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11
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A young boy was walking to school when he saw a dead dog in the road. When he got to school he told his teacher what he saw. β€œHow do you know if the dog was dead?” She asked the boy. β€œI know because I pissed in his ear.” The teacher looked horrified. β€œWhat do you mean you pissed in his ear??”

β€˜I went up to him and went β€œPssstt!” in his ear and he didn’t move.’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Commment
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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Found this walking in a local area
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πŸ‘€︎ u/superiorgooner
πŸ“…︎ May 19
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Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?

Because they washup on shore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10
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I was walking up the aisle at my local Home Depot and spotted a cranky looking old man in an orange vest.

β€œExcuse me, could you help me?” I asked.

He grunted in response, barely looking at me.

β€œUm, I’m looking for a way to keep my dogs in my backyard. Do you know where those electric leashes are? I’m trying to decide if I should try that or just block it off with a fence or something.”

He turned to face me and looked me up and down with disdain, β€œDo we look like a pet store?” And he turned around and walked away.

I took a fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgold0
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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My friend hurt his foot walking around a St.Louis landmark...

It was the Arch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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I saw my dentist walking down the street the other day...

He was shaking his head and looking at his watch. He said I'm overdue for an appointment and that he has an opening today. I asked what time can I come in? He smugly replied "tooth hurty".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yogisogoth
πŸ“…︎ May 03
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The bar is within walking distance...

It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar...
And a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house...

The difference is staggering!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BelgianRoo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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I have been walking through the woods today and all the mushrooms started talking to me.

I always knew I was a fun guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OkChemical
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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I took a shortcut through some bushes, but didn’t realize I was walking into poison ivy...

That was a rash decision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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Two peanuts were walking down the street.

one was a salted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuTTerXD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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Three tomatoes are walking down a street: papa tomato, mama tomato, and baby tomato. The baby tomato starts lagging behind and papa tomato gets really angry, goes back and squishes him. He says...

Ketchup!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/User1N23456
πŸ“…︎ May 09
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters while walking down the road.

I asked him, β€œWhat’s the word on the street?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yaokyle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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A man is walking into an expensive restaurant when...

A man is walking into an expensive restaurant when he is stopped by the Maitre'D, who tells him that he can't be admitted without a necktie. The man, late for his appointment, runs back out to his car and searches high and low. Finally, out of desperation, he grabs a set of jumper cables, ties them into a rough knot around his neck and runs back into the restaurant. The Maitre'D stares at him for a few seconds and finally says, "Alright, I'll let you in..." and then leans in and says in a low growl, "but you'd better not try to start anything."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sherzeg
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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What is it called when someone farts while walking ahead of someone else?

A booty trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theimpaler1208
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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Walking is just teleportation...

but with extra steps!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicShizzles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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I tried walking a mile in someone else's shoes the other day...

Had to stop early though. Apparently the other guy called it stealing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rathabro
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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The other day I was walking down the street and I commented that I like someone’s spunky shoes. 10 minutes later I passed her again and she gave me a $5 bill she found on the ground.

That’s karma in real life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superto3
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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My wife said she saved $5 by not taking a bus and walking home

I said, you could've saved a $20 by not taking a cab instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her.

As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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A Scotsman stumbles out of the bar and as he is walking down the street, he walks past a girl.

The girl asks, β€œis it true that there’s nothing under that kilt of yours?” The Scotsman replies, β€œwhy don’t you reach under and see for yourself?” The girl reaches under his kilt and quickly removes her hand. β€œDear god, that’s gruesome!”

The Scotsman replied back β€œAye, and if you reach up under there again, you’ll see it’s gruesome more.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jetmover78
πŸ“…︎ May 10
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I was walking through town with my wife one day when she pointed out a man dressed like a tree selling $1 hard-boiled eggs,

She said "What's he doing? Is this normal??? It isn't even Easter".

I said "Oh him? That's Egg-Sell-Ent"

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These two dinosaurs were walking one day and they came across another dinosaur they had never seen before, eating plants. One says "Who is that?!" and the other replies...

"I dunno. I've never seen herbivore!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingKaikster
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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Yelled down the street to my daughter while she was walking my FIL's little chihuahua: "Hey did you get that dog on sale??"

It certainly looks like you got it half off!!

I could hear the groan all the way up the street..success!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malbert215
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A Roamin’ Catholic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikg1116
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Walking Phoenix (redone)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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My wife told me, β€œIts over”, and started walking out. I just sat there.

I love watching the end credits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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I was walking down the street and ran into the man who once sold me an antique globe.

It’s a small world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06
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I was walking pasta farm and a sign said "Duck,Eggs"

I thought-"that's an unnecessary comma-then it hit me"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilCuntBoyXD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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For the last two weeks I've been walking around dressed in cladding and rubber pipe covering. /r/Jokes/comments/fnqw1l/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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I was walking in the Himalayan mountains when a hairy creature came into view. I was about to snap a picture but it said, "do not take a picture of me at this moment."

I saw a yet-i.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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Try walking up behind someone and scare them

They wont see it coming

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About a week ago, I started walking 5 miles a day...

I now haven’t got the slightest idea where I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfchompmyanus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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What do you call a narcissist criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UrMamFat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Two pretzels were walking in a bad neighborhood

One was assaulted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannycorvette
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Friend: "Hey that's a pretty sweet walking stick!"

Me: "Thanks! I covered it in cane sugar!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterredmage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Two peanuts were walking down the street

One was a 'salted'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyber_SpacePirate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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I saw a women walking her dog.

A puppy, I thought. I said to her, how old? She said, 11 actually. I said, by God! You look at least 50!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Billy_Bayou
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26
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A man is walking his dogs and another guy asks β€œexcuse me are they Jack Russels?”

The owner quickly replies, β€œNo, they’re mine!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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I saw this odd guy walking towards the cemetery with a shovel...

I had grave concerns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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People who stop walking in the middle of the way...

... are a nogo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McBaumwolle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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What's Harry Potter's favorite way to get around? Walking.

Jk rolling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SneakieSnek
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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An idiot goes walking through the woods...

After a short time, he realizes he is hopelessly lost. He gets hungry, but with no knowledge of a way to gain food, he decides to resort to cannablism. He begins to eat his arm, but soon finds he is satisfied and no longer hungry. This idiot in the woods was full of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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Found this walking around downtown Indianapolis yesterday.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/themarajade1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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My wife just said, β€œIt’s over”, and started walking out on me β€”-I just sat there.

I really enjoy watching the end credits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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How does harry potter goes downhill, walking

J.K rowling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nodyz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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You know why the poor man couldn't play a walking bassline?

Because his flat is too small, and so there's no space for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LapinusTech
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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The number of people who are injured each year while walking drunk

is just staggering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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Two pretzels were walking down the street...

One got assaulted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Passerby49
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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2 peanuts were walking down the street.

one was a salted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteamedPunch
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.

"Sea, SeΓ±or," replied the Mexican.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlumeHound9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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I was once walking my dog along a promenade during a storm. I got chatting to a German tourist. While we were talking, my dog decided to go for a swim. It was clear he was struggling then he got dragged under. The German dived in, pulled him out and did cpr. The dog coughed then came back to life

"That's amazing" I said "how did you know to do that? Are you a vet?" "Vet?" He asked. 'of corse I'm vet. I was in zee sea"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDogBoyMark
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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I tried to bargain the walking boots down to $5 for the pair.

The shop owner told me to take a hike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Last October, I was walking through the cemetery and I came across a trash can where someone had thrown out their Kraft halloween monster themed mac and cheese...

It was the mac.

It was the monster mac.

the monster mac

was in the graveyard trash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brdain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Walking to work one day, a woman asked me what was the quickest way to the hospital

So I pushed her under a bus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daveorruk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Did you hear about the two peanuts walking alone in the park last night?

One was assaulted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waterloohoo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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A guy is walking along, and he continues to walk. Eventually he walks into a well. Why did the guy walk into a well?

He couldn’t see that well

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Still too much walking
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuledood543
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Two electrons are walking down the street

The first one stops and says 'Oh, no! I think i've lost an electron!" The second one says 'are you sure?' The first one says 'Yeah, I'm positive'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I keep walking into windows

It's such a pane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YA_801
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I was walking with two friend on my way to a new years party

One of them brought up that the government has outlawed really loud fireworks My other friend said: "Really? I havent heard of those" To which I replied: "That's the point"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oleolesp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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He is even walking himself out, what a gentleman.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iStalkforWork
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I was walking away from McDonald's with my drink sipping from my straw and I heard the lady tell the guy behind me that there were no straws left

This was the last straw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha_Dynamite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I was walking by some folks, that didn't seem to get how lopsided the brick wall they were making was...

So I leveled with them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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Rudolph The Red and his wife are out walking one day, Rudolph says, β€œIt looks like rain.” His wife says, β€œYou don’t know that.” To which he replies,

β€œRudolph The Red knows rain, dear.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_the_arm__
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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I tried walking into target but...

I missed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazingdragonboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I saw a man walking through an airport holding a basketball...

Must’ve been traveling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moosesurgeon12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I was walking down the street, and a man threw cheese, milk, and ice cream at me.

How dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GayBookBoy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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A man and his wife were arguing while walking up the top floor of a very tall building, his wife stopped and yelled to him " you're wrong on so many levels "
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCouchPullsOut
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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I yelled "hello" to my friend walking far from me. He didn't know whether to merely raise his hand or say "hello" back...

He wavered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Dad walking into bookstore. "Do you have any books on Turtles?"

Worker: "Hardback?"

Dad: "Yeah, with little heads."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What do you think walking on the moon is like?

Not very impactful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modell92
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Two atoms are walking down the street

Atom 1: Stop! I just lost an electron!

Atom 2: Are you sure?

Atom 1: Yeah. I'm positive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/finestjuggler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I saw a pirate walking down the street with a ship wheel stuffed in his pants. I said..."Hey, pirate...is that a ship wheel in your pants?" He said...

aye, matey it's driving me nuts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theposshow
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What is Harry Potter's preferred method of getting down a hill? ... duh, walking

...J.K. ROLLING!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__pure
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her.

As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Two peanuts were walking down the street.

One was a salted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_improviser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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Two peanuts were walking down the street

One was a "salted"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artreii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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Two peanuts were walking down the street...

One was a salted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverKast78
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her.

As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Two pretzels are walking down the street

One was assaulted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickant81
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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