I recently made a playlist for hiking

It consists of Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem. I call it Trail Mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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I went out hiking with a friend once but was drastically unprepared, I was shivering. He said to me, you must be a dwarf from South America

Because you're looking a little chilly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clearlytrippin179
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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Girlfriend, my dog and I went hiking today and on the way up the mountain there was a big bee buzzing around my head.

So I said β€œBee-gone” and my girlfriend shook her head. Best feeling ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20
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What kind of pet likes hiking and democratic socialism?

Bernie’s mountain dog!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strictlybalrogs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15
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My wife and I went hiking and got lost. I lost my temper and she was so upset she threw the map at me.

Now I know where we stand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I was hiking with my friend in the woods and bear attacked him

It was unbearable to watch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanDzikipan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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I made a hiking playlist, it has songs from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my trail mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingjackal7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my trail mix

(Not oc I just thought it was funny)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewCowSmell
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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While hiking in Madagascar an explorer came across a hot spring.

It was a site for sore aye-ayes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craniate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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I was hiking in the mountains and was attacked by 10 relatives of the rabbit!

It was a hare-y situation, lemme tell ya.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Dad: Son, let's go hiking.

Son: Hiking?

Dad: I'm not king, I'm dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I bought a new sports jacket for hiking

It's a trail blazer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopgod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I've been caught in light rainstorms while hiking before, but the mountain I was on this weekend was rainier.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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You know what I would do if I saw a Mountain Lion while hiking?

I'd PUMA pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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I made a playlist for hiking. Included are songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, Eminem, and even The California Raisins.

I call it my Trail Mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scruluce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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My stepdad and stepmom were hiking.

They had to walk on a loose wooden bridge to cross the river. My stepdad started walking on it but my stepmom refused to walk on it until my stepdad reached the other side.

When I asked her the reason , she pointed to a sign which read "One step at a time"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanPitza
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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I love hiking and walking!

Although hiking is just walking with extra steps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tequila100
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Two doctors are out hiking and the first one trips and cuts his knee pretty badly on a rock. The second doctor says, "That looks pretty bad. Want me to stitch that up for you?" The first doctor says, "Nah, I got it."

The second doctor responds, "Suture self."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bruce_lees_ghost
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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If mental institutions started making hiking trails

We could call them β€œpsychopaths”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamflexx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I was hiking with my family and we came across a scenic overlook

LOOKOUT!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/retief1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Two friends named Trouble and Shut Up went hiking. Trouble went off the path and got lost so Shut Up went to the police to report him missing......

.....when asked his name by the cop filling out the report he replied Shut Up. The frustrated cop asked repeatedly for his name and was met each time with an equally frustrated and louder reply of SHUT UP! The cop got angry and then asked....hey man, are you looking for trouble? The reply back was "Yes! That's the reason I came here....I'm looking for Trouble!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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My girlfriend and I were hiking yesterday, I was leading the way on the trail a bit ahead of her and she chimed out, "Is that a safe way?"

I said, "Honey, are you feeling okay? I don't think there are any grocery stores out here in the wilderness."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkyfacealbert
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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While hiking thru the Northern Canadian Rocky Mountains, I came upon a large member of the deer family...

I thought I might have to fight for my life, but fortunately it had to "va-moose".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Hiking with my dad while growing up in Texas. Every time.

Tapping on a rock one of us is resting on or using to tie a shoelace, "You know, some people take this stuff for granite."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunnysaurus_Rex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2015
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What do you call hiking trails around an asylum?

Psychopaths

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialmrkiller
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Hiking with my dad today

We come across a small shack with restrooms and my dad drops this gem: β€œWell it isn’t the prettiest thing I’ve seen all day, but it’s a solid number 2”

I can only aspire to be as good as him one day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Olympians12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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The feet on my hiking robot broke...

So I rebooted it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hopelessnerd-exe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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Be careful when hiking in Indonesia.

You could Krakatoa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jsushe01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2017
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Hiking with my girlfriend and her parents when her dad asked me...

How do you stop a bear from charging? -take away its credit card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrodmannsArea
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2015
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This happened recently. Was hiking with a friend in a canyon with good acoustics, when he shouted about a good price he got on his new sleeping bag.

When I asked him why he shouted that, he said he wanted to share 'echo-nomical.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DocDerz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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Got my friend while we were hiking

I picked up a rock to throw

him: "you keeping that as a souvenir?"

me: "nah, I'm not a sedimental guy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhodesrunner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2015
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I was hiking with my friends when I dropped this one...

Friends and I were hiking and I grabbed a long stick to widdle. I took out my knife and began to cut the stick in the half but I didn't have success. I looked at my friends and said "this knife isn't going to cut it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kewladria
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2016
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What do you call a priest who enjoys hiking?

A roamin' catholic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonerjamz2k11
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2015
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After a nice day's hiking in Uganda..

We get to the little lodge thing, and my friend leaves his sodden boots outside to dry. The next morning, we get up to find that the local mutts have torn them to pieces.

He's pretty upset, and wondering what to do: 'Do you think my insurance will cover it?' he ponders...

'Nah mate, check your policy. You'll find there are exemptions for 'Theft, Fire, and Acts of Dog'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8979323
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2015
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My family at a hiking store...

buying a pair of water shoes. Talking to the salesman about what he can do in them.

Dad: What can I do in these shoes? Salesman: Anything! Swim, run, bike, scuba dive, anything! Dad: Really? Because I can't do that now!

The man was almost choking trying not to laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astroraven
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2013
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Went Hiking today, and the kids asked " How was the hike?"

"Meh - It was okay. It had its ups and downs."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noboatfred
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2014
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While hiking to a waterfall in the mountains my dad found a couple odd acorns

He took them with him to ask a ranger about them, upon heading back to our vehicle we encounter 2 women walking and trade hellos , they ask how the trail was today. My dad drops the acorns and replies " not that great, I lost 2 nuts up there" .... They found it hilarious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tremendousdread
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2013
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Dad's pressing question to the guide of a hiking trek in a spanish speaking country.

Guide: (broken english) "There is a lot of grass in this area because...[good reason]."

Dad: (to me, but loud enough for everyone to hear) "You know what the locals call that...?"

Me: "No, what?"

Dad: "Muchas gracias!" (followed by the biggest grin I've ever seen)

Guide: (confused) "De nada..."

My family quickly and casually disassociates before seeing other families face palm for us.

I was the only one who laughed...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rpk213
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2014
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Went hiking with my dad when he commented on my tattoos.

"I don't understand how you can wear long sleeves in this weather."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fehkhue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2014
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So I went hiking, took some pictures of a massive rock formation, and posted them on facebook.

A friend asked, β€œWhat rock is that?”

I reply, β€œI am not sure that rock has a name.”

My uncle chimes in.

β€œThey wouldn't answer to their names anyway.”

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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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I finally made a playlist for hiking. It has music from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danny_sob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from peanuts, the cranberries and eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ishmit_singh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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I had a playlist for hiking with music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem...

I call it my Trail Mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixAurum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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I made a playlist for hiking...

It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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I made a hiking playlist. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bumbletrees3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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I made a playlist for hiking, it has songs from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my Trail Mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeetusTheFetus08
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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I made a playlist for when I go hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshovhan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justmaurice
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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I made a playlist for hiking.

It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

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I call it my Trail Mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dramatic_Tip
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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I made a playlist for hiking

It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem.. I call it my Trail Mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekprojekt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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I made a playlist for when I go hiking. It has music from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sobexmaster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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