How can a dog jump higher than a skyscraper?
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog... buildings can’t jump
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. Houses can’t jump.
What can jump higher, the empire state building or a kangaroo
The kangaroo cause the empire state building can't jump
They say a puma can jump higher than your average house...
This is because puma's have powerful hind legs and the fact that houses can't jump.
So McDonald’s was recently considering selling higher cuts of beef.
But they decided it was a McSteak.
I bet my 4 kids $5 I could jump higher than my house
It’s philosophy at a higher pitch than usual...
Bumblebees can fly higher than Mount Everest
Well, I don't think a mountain can fly, but you learn new things every day.
Borrowed from r/Awwducational so title is a fact
Where does the army get it's higher up officers?
Interesting fact: elephants can jump higher than a house.
Because houses can't jump very high.
(My stepson told me a dad joke)
There is a species of frog that can jump higher than a 3 story house
This is due to the frog's incredibly strong hind legs, and the fact that a house can't jump.
How did the Himalayan man jump higher than mount Everest?
Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.
My friend injects his marijuana plants with sugar water as they grow, they sells bags of it for much higher prices...
He's trying to sweeten the pot.
Used military vehicles in higher levels of trim are rare.
All I can find are base models.
A drug addicted midget is the only thing that will always be both lower and higher than me at the same time.
Setting my heights real low on this one guys. Lol
Did you know bees could fly higher than Mount Everest?
Granted, mountains can't fly but still pretty impressive!
I told my boss to pay me higher.
He gave me my payslip after smoking a blunt.
My teacher told me to begin studying things with a pH higher than 7.
She always tells me to start with the basic stuff.
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
The steaks have never been higher.
The steaks have never been higher
Why did the fungi farmer turn down the job offer at a new farm with higher pay?
There wasn't mush-room to grow there.
What animal jumps higher than a building?
All animals. Because buildings don't jump.
What dog can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Any dog, because building can’t jump.
(Heard this a long time ago can’t remember where.)
Someone asked me if I could jump higher than a house
Of course I can! Houses can’t jump
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course! Houses can't jump.
I heard a kangaroo can jump higher than the Empire State building.
Actually, they all can. Buildings don't jump at all.
Technically we can all jump higher than a house..
Because houses can’t jump!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course it can! A building can’t jump at all!
Did you know why a deer can jump higher than an average house?
Because an average house cannot jump!
Who can jump higher than mountains?
Everyone, because mountains can't jump!
I can jump higher than a house
Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher Than A House?
No because the house can't fricking jump.
Can you jump higher than a house?
Of course you can! Houses can’t jump!
What animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
They all can; the Empire State Building can't jump!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. houses can’t jump
A Thomson’s Gazelle can jump higher than the average house
It can do this due to its powerful hind legs, and the fact that an average house cannot jump
Yesterday I jumped higher than a house
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog. Buildings can’t jump.
Can a Kangaroo jump higher then the Empire State Building?
Ofcourse it can. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Did you know a white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house?
This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
Who can jump higher than a mountain?
Everybody. Mountains can't jump.
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