Someone Placed Scatological Humor Above Puns on a Humor Hierarchy Today
I would've complained, but it seemed like more of a fecal matter.
Due to complaints, Hawaii passed a law where you're not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel
You can only use a low ha
This pun is a Cut above the rest
I saw a sign above the urinal that read: "This is a urinal."
Right, I'm off to grow some facial hair above my top lip...
So my daughter is clearing the table and holds her cup above her head and says "Dad look..."
"I'm breathing underwater."
I've never been prouder.
A guy walks into a bar to find pieces of meat hanging above him…
He asks the barman about it and the barman explains, “If you can jump up and hit one, you’ll get a free drink, but if you miss, you have to buy everyone a round!”
The guy looks up and ponders for a minute then replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”
What is the weather always like above Google's headquarters?
Me: My wife injured herself lifting a brick reservoir above her head three days ago.
Coworker: How is she today?
Me: She's still holding up well.
A cut above
Everyone was so excited at the Autopsy club.....
It was open Mike night.
A chemical warehouse was robbed at gunpoint, the assailants cleaned out all stores of substances with pH above 7.
"All your base are belong to us"
"Ho, ho, ho," the jolly bastard mused, unaware I'd been slinking in the shadows for days, ready to unleash my revenge. I'd memorized his patterns, followed his every move, and had set the perfect trap. Down the chimney, ensnared by my noose, and left hanging above the fireplace; I got what I wanted.
This joke is Head & Shoulders above the rest.
I’m opening a butchers shop above a hotel.
It’s a cut above the rest.
I was queuing up to get into the supermarket yesterday. Dwayne Johnson was in front of me. Behind me was a fish holding the trolley above his head!
I was between The Rock and a hard Plaice
What do you call a herd of cows above an earthquake?
There’s an air base in Massachusetts. I’ve flown above it a few times
If, above all, I protect my own ass first, does that make me.. Asgardian?
Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe...
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
The mayor of Cowville hosted a citywide celebration of their milk. At the opening ceremony the mayor stood proudly above a pool of milk to show the exceptional quality. Unfortunately as he left the stage he fell into the pool of milk. The townsmen quickly rescued him and asked if he was okay:
"Yes", he said, "I'm all-white".
What do orcs want above anything else?
I live in an apartment building, and my neighbour, Nami, on the floor above me, managed to flood my entire apartment! There are practically tidal waves in my kitchen. She refuses to pay for the cleanup, too.
I don't know if this was the right choice, but I decided to tsunami.
What do you call two guys above a window?
When the guy working above you pass the best parts to you.
That's hands down the best.
If you're in a plane above LA...
What happens if you are in a plane above Los Angeles, and when you look out the window there are no clouds beneath you?U C L A
As a child I lived above the local school...
I was always the top of my class.
If you haven't heard of the latest trends, then Dwaine Johnson must be living above you
I'd say this liquor is miles above the rest.
At my local hotel right above the pancake machine.
Wife: I’m thinking about getting my hair cut above my shoulders. Maybe a long bob.
The 7ft tall butcher lifted his fillets above his head.
The steaks have never been higher.
I've got a friend who is really punching above his weight.
His girlfriend's fucking massive.
My son asked why i climbed above the constitution
I said that I wanted to be above the law
If the bed above mine is removed, does that mean my theory about my brother falling on me in the night is debunked?
My wife always leaves the fan above the stove on.
Every day, I'm the one who ends up getting up and turning it off.
It's exhausting.
When you ejaculate on a woman keep it above the ankles.
You don't want to get off on the wrong foot.
Beef hanging from a butcher's ceiling is a cut above the rest.
Is a nun in heaven called "nun of the above"?
My dad used to crack jokes standing above our fireplace.
Now he's passed the mantle on to me.
Due to noise complaints, they passed a law in Hawaii that you’re no longer allowed to laugh above a certain decibel...
Now you can only use a low ha
Did you know in the 1950’s Hawaii passed a law that people were not allowed to laugh above a certain decibel due to too many noise complaints?
Now you can only do a-low-ha
What do you call two thin guys hanging on your wall above a window ...
What do you call two guys hanging above a window?
What do you call two guys above a window?
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