Above Average Puns

Be above average.

Because they're mean.

The thing is she didn’t just make up this joke, but this is the first time I’ve heard it. We’ve been married for 18 years. That means that she’s been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.

^ ^(hungoversailor) ^(19 points • 16 hours ago •) ^(edited 9 hours ago)

| I’ve never been told I’m above average before.

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| ^ ^(Slappinbeehives) ^(31 points • 16 hours ago)

| | Ok. You’re above average before.

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| | ^ ^(ayunami2000) ^(1 point • just now)

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I'm not mean, I'm well above average.

He likes to feel above average.

Talking to wife on the phone. She helps out at my daughter's school once a week and was complaining about one of the students.

Wife: I just don't get her. She's the only one with an above average attitude problem towards me.

Me: So.....would you say she gets an A for Attitude?

Wife: click

For whenever I end up mentioning that my (currently pregnant) wife and I just had a baby:

"We just had a baby. Well, my wife did most of the work; I just had a small part in it."

concerned look

"Average part..."

embarrassed/lying look

"...above...average."