Breader than your average pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikenzeejai
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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These are note your average puns. Samsung makes a 4 minute ad about their new Galaxy Note 4. And they did note make fun of a single other phone androidauthority.com/note…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kintamanate
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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My wife was telling me I am of average intelligence.

Now that’s just mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballsquancher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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When my doctor told me I had a deviated septum, I asked him how different it was from the average.

"Standard deviation", he replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pops-icle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Where are average items made?

A satisfactory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Christopher_P_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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On average how much should you spend on a bottle of wine ?

Oooooh!! About 10 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Somebody just called me average.

How mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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My math teacher called me average...

How mean!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayZGatsby
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What do you call a TV dinner that's average at best?

Mean cuisine

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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What do you call a factory that makes average products?

A satisfactory!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chemist612
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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It has been shown that cows raised in Mexico are statistically happier on average than cows raised in other countries

They've been reported as feeling "mooey bien"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmazinBacon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I was arguing with my dad about how median is the best average.

He just doesn't agree with me. I think he is a very mean person.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What do you call an average curd?

Mediogurt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leon_nerd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I saw a drunk dude riding in a boat on the chests of four women with average bust size, one of whom had a single mastectomy.

He was sailing on the seven C’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I was trying to give my son a lesson on averages the other day,

He stood up halfway through and said "Dad, I really don't know what you mean."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobletGoblet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Why did the average statistics get detention?

Because it was very Mean Data!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I’ve finally found a place to work where I can just be average...

It’s a satis-factory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OutlawRugby
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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A median and a mode walk into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œI’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Half the people you know are below average.

I know the math is correct, but that’s just mean.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Did you know why a deer can jump higher than an average house?

Because an average house cannot jump!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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An independent study showed that the average household in America uses 3.14 pumpkins between Halloween and thanksgiving

No wonder they call it pumpkin pi!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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On average, a panda feeds for approximately 12 hours a day. It’s the same with humans under quarantine.

That’s why it’s called a β€œPandemic”.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Why did the socialist kill all the average workers at his factory?

He wanted to cease the means of production

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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I think i know why people always get angry if you call them average.

Because it is a mean thing to do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/makr02
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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A recent finding by a statistician shows that the average American

Has one breast and one testicle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ronvonjones
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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A psychologist is writing a paper on the ramifications of the unsocial attitude of the average person:

What does the mean mean mean?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Make_it_perfect
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I hate being average sized

My shirts always try to contact ghosts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoadhouseRocco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Rachel McAdams' height is 5'4, which is the average height of an american female.

She's a mean girl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noinks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I got mad when my teacher told me I was an average student.

It was just a mean thing to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dah_uja2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Most average
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πŸ‘€︎ u/genesiscreation7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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I've noticed that a lot of math teachers don't want to be mean...

They strive to be above average.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Belscnickle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Normal is just the same as average...

So if thats true then depending on where you are you would be of an average race, have average hair, etc.

And going down from that, alot of people have the same name, making certain names normal or "average".

What im saying is, thats a really complicated way to find the average Joe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdolmiosauce
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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My statistics professor told us that the larger the sample size, the more reliable are your averages.

The N’s justify the means.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Her: Be mean to me. [heart eyes emoji] Him: You're average.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Houseofbluelight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up?

The mean increases.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timoteostewart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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How did the big hairy gay man pass his final exams?

He was smarter than the average bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleBirdie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Dad jokes are all average...

Cos they're all par jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spikeratchet
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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My maths teacher called me average yesterday. How MEAN...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shivraj234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Where are average things made?

In the satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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The average person is really mean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/o0oo00oo0o
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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My math teacher called me average

How mean is that ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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My son's math teacher called him average

I just think he's mean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huhmanrawx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Where are average things made?

The satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WRDIV
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Why shouldn't you call anyone average

Because it's mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockboxatx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Where are average things made?

In a satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Where do they make average things?

The Satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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A median and a mode walk into a bar.

The bartender says, β€œI’m glad you ditched your friend. He’s mean.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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Where are average products made?

In the satisfactory.

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